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Medicare Coverage in a Nutshell
May 16, 2008 | 6:58 AM
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MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

 The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.'


 'Speaking.'


 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes
 Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy
 to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr.
 Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which
 one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the
 results are not too good.'


 'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.


 'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
 Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.
 We can't tell which is which.'


 'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?'
 questioned Mrs. Sanders.


 'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these
 expensive tests one time.'


 'Well, what am I supposed to do now?' 

'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your
 husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he
 finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'

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leegrimsley read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 9:14 AM

If it were not so true this would be funny
terrellmom read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 1:00 PM

LOL yes it would be...dang me for laughing
Barry_Bea read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 4:03 PM

dang me dang me
they outta take a rope and hang me
high from the highest tree
oh b aby will you weep for me....

Sorry - I just had to burst out in song
terrellmom read my blog view my photos
May 17, 2008 | 6:40 AM

All together now....

Just settin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds we bought, and i bought five
Spent the groceries and half the rent
I lack fourteen dollars havin' twenty seven cents

Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman would you weep for me

They say roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar's sweet and so's maple surple
And i'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy was a pistol
I'm a son of a gun.
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Hello! Isn't the Metroplex great? I was born and raised in Dallas and parents moved me to "the country" (Mesquite) in the 70's. Mesquite was far enough from Dallas to be the country but close enough to be convenient. I have seen this small town turn into a big city that continues to have small town charm. To experience a taste of this charm come on out in the Spring and enjoy the street festival and Rodeo Parade celebrating the opening of the Rodeo season, grab some tickets to the Rodeo and see first hand what the fuss is all about, stop in at Mesquite BBQ on any Friday or Saturday night or just cool your heels on the town square and enjoy the sounds of the Mesquite Opry and the occasional lazy train rolling through town. The spirit of the Mesquite High School Football games will take you back to a special place in your life, the sound of the bands, the trips to the snack bar, the sense of community coming together- nothing else like it! People still know their neighbors in Mesquite, watch out for one another in Mesquite, and proudly support our troops, police & fire departments, who not only serve and protect our community, but are also our friends and neighbors. Mesquite is the place for me!

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