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How to Prove Up an Atheist
Aug 23, 2008 | 10:11 AM
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."   The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."  It got down to  the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.   The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are defending your right to say stupid BLEEP and act like an BLEEP. So, He sent me."
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ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 10:41 AM

That was great
chardoney read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 10:51 AM

LOVE IT!
Dallas47_Rocks read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 11:26 AM

Terrific!
2tickets2paradise read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 11:48 AM

Thanks. A dear friend sent me that today. I thought it was worth passing it on and hope you will pass it along to your friends as well.
Mz10s read my blog
Aug 23, 2008 | 4:59 PM

My dad is a former marine and I just sent it to him!
scottbee1948 read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 5:49 PM

Priceless.
superman read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 6:49 PM

Photobucket
scottythecomic read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 8:29 PM

Got that in an email a while back and it is spot on.
mgm76 read my blog
Aug 23, 2008 | 9:34 PM

Great! I wish I was the one to knock his block off.
Damage483 read my blog view my photos
Aug 24, 2008 | 2:06 AM

Woot! I've always enjoyed that one. Thanks for sharing!
moankie82 read my blog
Aug 24, 2008 | 3:13 AM

That is a great story. It brings back the good old days when me and my friends to hang out at Love Field, DFW wasn't built yet, and beat the you know what out of hippies harrasing our soldiers when they came home from Nam. We left many a hippie sterile I'am sure. Loved it!
TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 25, 2008 | 6:36 AM

Moankie - you war monger! Those poor hippies were just trying to destroy their minds and souls! I'm secretly envious. Were I alive back then I may have tripped many a hippie.
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Hello! Isn't the Metroplex great? I was born and raised in Dallas and parents moved me to "the country" (Mesquite) in the 70's. Mesquite was far enough from Dallas to be the country but close enough to be convenient. I have seen this small town turn into a big city that continues to have small town charm. To experience a taste of this charm come on out in the Spring and enjoy the street festival and Rodeo Parade celebrating the opening of the Rodeo season, grab some tickets to the Rodeo and see first hand what the fuss is all about, stop in at Mesquite BBQ on any Friday or Saturday night or just cool your heels on the town square and enjoy the sounds of the Mesquite Opry and the occasional lazy train rolling through town. The spirit of the Mesquite High School Football games will take you back to a special place in your life, the sound of the bands, the trips to the snack bar, the sense of community coming together- nothing else like it! People still know their neighbors in Mesquite, watch out for one another in Mesquite, and proudly support our troops, police & fire departments, who not only serve and protect our community, but are also our friends and neighbors. Mesquite is the place for me!

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