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NOTNECESSARILYTHENEWS
Jul 17, 2006 | 6:58 PM
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Car jacking Foiled
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required... so get out of the car! The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat. Small problem: her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces further down. She reloaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 men were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman.... no charges were filed.

Heard a good joke lately? Let's hear it!
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Foxxy4Fan23
Jul 17, 2006 | 7:58 PM

Someone sent this to me some time ago....hope you enjoy it :-)

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
BARONVONBLOGLOG read my blog view my photos
Jul 17, 2006 | 8:05 PM

Good one, Foxxy4fan23. A big LOL! I'll save this one for one those days here at FOX 4 that get really hectic and a good joke is in order to lighten the moment.
Thanks
DemonGSD999 read my blog view my photos
Jul 17, 2006 | 8:22 PM

LOL!
donegans read my blog view my photos
Jul 18, 2006 | 9:19 AM

DEER TICK SCAM WARNING
Please forward this to everyone you know. . .
If someone comes to your door and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around saying they are checking for deer ticks, don't do it! They really just want to see you naked!

I feel really stupid and wish I had gotten this e mail yesterday.
LadySteers
Jul 26, 2006 | 5:24 PM

Baron!! What are you thinking?? The tie and the hankerchief just don't mix! I often wonder what you are thinking with the ties you wear, but today just takes the cake! Please go back and look at the tape, or in the mirror before you go on.

Carolyn
BARONVONBLOGLOG read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2006 | 8:20 PM

Carolyn, ohhhh, Carolyn, let me first say that I appreciate your watching FOX 4 NEWS and visiting us here at MYFOXDFW. And if only I had a dollar for every comment--the compliments and the trashings--that my ties and shirts have gotten in my career in TV news, I could own the studio :-). I understand your sentiment about my clothing (ie. ties and shirts and handkerchiefs) matching in terms of color. But frankly I and so many others simply do not see it that way. I believe fashion statements are defined by how they compliment one another...by matter of personal preference and taste...and not necessarily by color. I challenge to look at your wardrobe and style of dress on any given day, and I'm willing to bet not every article of clothing on your body is of the same color. Yes? I'm also curious as to why you did not upload a picture of yourself with your blog comment.
TXMommy43 read my blog view my photos
Jul 27, 2006 | 7:24 AM

LOL!!
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