According to the news a Siberian tiger named Tatiana somehow got out of her enclosure at the San Francisco Zoological Park and on Christmas Day near closing time she attacked and killed one zoo goer and mauled two others. And the authorities are scratching their heads trying to figure out how she managed a 20 foot lateral leap and a 25 foot vertical jump all at once to get free of her specially designed-to-be-escapeproof enclosure.
Now the cops nailed poor Tatiana and she paid for the sin of being a tiger with her life. And the cops have designated her enclosure a crime scene because they figure she couldn't get outta there without human assistance. After all, she's only a dumb animal, right?
HELLO! Official types! Didn't you or your guide dogs notice the trees growing from her enclosure right up the side to nearly the top of the wall? Didn't any of your miniscule minds contain the information that tigers can climb? Hmmmmm, maybe what that zoo needs is fewer human keepers and more animal ones. Any prey animal could tell you that CATS CAN CLIMB! And would never have planted TREES, fer goshsakes, in a cat enclosure and then let them grow that high.
SHEEESH! In that whole report I couldn't find enough working brain cells to fill a walnut shell.
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