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BBQ Rules
May 6, 2008 | 4:06 PM
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B B Q   RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. 
 
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
 
(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -Beer in hand

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
 
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another Beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....
 
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(9)After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 
 
And most important of all:   (10) Everyone PRAISES  the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
 
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furbie read my blog view my photos
May 6, 2008 | 7:22 PM

Everything seems right to me Bella - - -


- - - was there a question here that I missed ? LOL
Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
May 6, 2008 | 8:53 PM

Furbie I sure feel sorry for your wife.

Just kidding :)
furbie read my blog view my photos
May 6, 2008 | 8:57 PM

She really likes me Bella - maybe it's the ear plugs ! LOL
Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
May 6, 2008 | 9:08 PM

I guess she does after all the years you have been married.

Ear plugs!!!!

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2tickets2paradise read my blog view my photos
May 7, 2008 | 10:11 AM

Bella I want to borrow this post, if that is ok with you.
Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
May 7, 2008 | 10:15 AM

Of couse you can 2tickets. I don't mind at all. Have a GREAT day!! The week is almost half over.
scottythecomic read my blog view my photos
May 7, 2008 | 3:38 PM

Wait a second, what's wrong with that?
Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
May 7, 2008 | 3:57 PM

Definitely something a man would say :)
Darth_Vader read my blog
May 7, 2008 | 6:44 PM

Good post, now go get me a beer. lol
Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
May 7, 2008 | 6:48 PM

Well I would't want to piss off Darth Vader. What do you drink?
Darth_Vader read my blog
May 7, 2008 | 6:58 PM

A Bud will be fine, thank you.
Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
May 7, 2008 | 8:32 PM

Coming right up.

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Darth_Vader read my blog
May 7, 2008 | 10:11 PM

Thanks, that hit the spot.
Klutzy2508 read my blog view my photos
May 9, 2008 | 8:42 PM

Bella, yep, sound like something most guys would expect. LOL

Darth, you need to get with that guy, who has the Pabst casket. He's the one with all the beer...LOL
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