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Breathe/Gas Right Strips
Jan 27, 2009 | 5:55 PM PST
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Entertainment
Nancy, I hope you are still coming to this site. I wanted to wish you the very best of birthday's!!!
Jose and Carlos
Jan 23, 2009 | 10:21 AM PST
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Entertainment
Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects
only eight or nine dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase of ten-dollar bills every day.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house,
and has a lot of money to spend.
'Hey, amigo,' Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and
hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase
full of ten-dollar bills everyday?'
Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Carlos' sign reads: 'I have no work, a wife and 6
kids to support.' 'What's wrong with that?' Carlos asks him.
Jose says, 'No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars!'
Carlos says, 'All right, so what does your sign say?'
Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads: 'I only need
another ten dollars to move back to Mexico.'
Honda Ad - Pretty Cool
Jan 20, 2009 | 8:09 AM PST
Category:
Entertainment
There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in these images?
Everything you see happened in real time exactly as you see it.
The recording required 606 takes and in the first 605 takes there always was something, usually of minor importance, that didn't work. It was necessary for the recording team to install the set-up time after time, and it took several weeks working day and night to achieve this effect.
The recording cost 6 million dollars and it took 3 months to finish, including the engineering design of the sequence..
The duration of the video is only 2 minutes, but every time Honda shows this commercial on British television, there's response. It's also turned out to be the most displayed in the history of the Internet.
Honda execs think that it will pay for itself simply because of the free Showings (Honda is not paying one cent for you to see it) When Honda senior Execs viewed it, they immediately approved it without hesitation-including Costs.
There are only six Honda Accords built by hand in the whole world, and to the horror of Honda engineers, the recording team disassembled two of them For the recording.
Everything you see in the sequence (besides the walls, floor, ramp and Untouched Honda Accord) is a part of those two automobiles . The voice is that Of Garrison Keiller
By the way, about the wind shield wipers in the new Honda Accords, they are Sensitive to water and designed to start working as soon as they get wet.
Happy MLK Day
Jan 19, 2009 | 8:00 AM PST
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Entertainment
Happy Martin Luther King Day!!!
The Patriot Micro Chip
Jan 14, 2009 | 6:55 PM PST
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Entertainment
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:
The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
UNITED STATES MARINE CORP
SEMPER FI
Coke or Diet Coke
Jan 14, 2009 | 5:11 PM PST
Category:
Entertainment
Education IS important
Ain't that the truth
Jan 14, 2009 | 11:24 AM PST
Category:
Entertainment
A giggle for you!
Ain't it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '115,' she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' she screams,
'When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!'
Flour and Water
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?..
and then you add eggs
and sugar...
and you get cake?
Where did the glue go ?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know darned well where it went!
That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT
We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift.. That's why it's called the present.
I want to say Thank You to all of you for my birthday blog which was 11//14. I did not have a computer for two months so I just finished reading all of your very kind remarks and good wishes.
I have become good friends with many of you and really do cherish our friendships.
Hope everyone has a GREAT Monday!
B2N I want to wish you a VERY belated Birthday. I was SO frustrated I did not have a computer to honor your day. I can't rely on my memory too much but I believe it was 11/29. I consider you a friend and I was thinking of you on your special day.
Murphy's other 15 laws
Jan 10, 2009 | 11:05 PM PST
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Entertainment
MURPHY'S 15 OTHER LAWS...
1. Light travels faster than sound —
this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong —
a tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like — night.
5. Change is inevitable — except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule — Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. If you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, some idiot will try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight — a case for holding dead batteries.
14 . The shin bone — a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt,
revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me', and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
Saturday morning, I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing
50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't
believe it... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then... which one ARE you?'
And then the fight started.. ...
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
Sleeping Around
Jan 8, 2009 | 3:49 PM PST
Category:
Entertainment
See what happens if you sleep around
It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!!
His Name is Zonkey!!!!!!!
Bella's Back Finally
Jan 8, 2009 | 11:55 AM PST
Category:
Entertainment
Some of you may or may not know but my laptop died 11/12. Betcha you were wondering why all the blogs quit huh? Went through four different sources to get it fixed but it is in laptop heaven. Poor sucker fried itself to death. I just got a new improved laptop here now but I gotta get everything set up.
Email is doing great its all those other little things I have to work on. It took so long due to the holidays and illness.
I no longer have my IM list of friends so for those of you who were on there if you could send me another invite then I can add you again.
It has been so long since I have had to set up a computer and after the brain surgeries I am having a time getting things set up like I had them before. Just remembering what all I had on there is tough.
This was the worse time of year to be without a computer. Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving, a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. I really did miss you guys.
bellafisk@sbcglobal.net
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