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Dog Sense
Jun 23, 2008 | 10:23 AM PST
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Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when an earthquake is about to hit?
Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away?
Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?
Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire?
Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away?
I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.
And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.
Simply said, a dog just KNOWS when something isn't right .. . when impending doom is upon us . .
they'll always try to warn us.... !!
Obedience School Honor Grad
BIG Dogs
Jun 4, 2008 | 2:39 PM PST
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Slide Down The Banister Of Life 
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember :
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.'
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole damn house.
8. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
9. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
11. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
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Testicle Festival held for a good cause
WOODRUFF, Utah (UPI) -- The eighth annual Testicle Festival in Woodruff, Utah, has helped raised nearly $30,000 for charity by dispensing plenty of bull testicles, volunteers say.
Festival volunteer Lori Cornia said in addition to raising donations, the Black Gold Cattle Co. event served plenty of deep-fried bull testicles, also known as "Rocky Mountain Oysters," The Salt Lake Tribune reported.
"Some people have trouble with them," Cornia said. "Just think of it as veal."
The event, which had 250 pounds of the "Oysters" available for visitors, also included old-time rodeo events such as team branding and range bull riding.
Cornia said the festival was an annual chance for people to enjoy the food once seen as a rare treat by farmers' friends and family.
"It was considered a treat, since they only got it once a year," she told the Tribune. "Of course, you probably wouldn't want to eat it more than that."
Copyright 2008 by United Press International
BBQ Rules
May 6, 2008 | 4:06 PM PST
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Entertainment
B B Q RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -Beer in hand
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another Beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9)After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
The Three Doctors
May 3, 2008 | 9:48 AM PST
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Entertainment
Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a liver out of one man, put it into another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it into another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, and no heart, put her in the White House, and very soon half the country will be out looking for work."
Buckle Up
May 2, 2008 | 12:59 PM PST
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I almost cried when I saw this picture. It is absolutely gut wrenching. It shows the importance of being properly strapped in.
A friend sent this photo of a horrible highway accident in Germany . The picture may be kind of hard to take for some of you. If you look closely you can see what appear to be some survivors of the accident still in the wreckage. Although the picture is quite graphic, it makes you realize how quickly our loved ones can be taken from us.
My friend stayed on the scene to help and even though he performed mouth to mouth on quite a few of them, none apparently survived. (Scroll down).
This about says it all
Apr 29, 2008 | 3:06 PM PST
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This about says it all
Coolest Headstone
Apr 29, 2008 | 1:54 PM PST
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Entertainment
Coolest Headstone
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery , Logan , Utah . I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
Wedding Invitation
Apr 28, 2008 | 6:45 PM PST
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Entertainment
Never let your mother do the wedding invites when she doesn't like your partner!!
Border Patrol
Apr 28, 2008 | 6:01 PM PST
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Entertainment
Border Patrol
Solution to CARJACKING
Apr 28, 2008 | 12:08 PM PST
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Entertainment
Now this is the best answer I’ve seen to CARJACKING. Before playing video, let it fully load, then play it.
"HERE COME THE' JUDGE"!!!!!
http://www.taurususa.com/video/taurus-theJudge-video
.cfm
On the way to Heaven
Apr 25, 2008 | 6:31 AM PST
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Entertainment
On the Way to Heaven
One day a Jerry, Perry, and Cletus were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So Jerry made it to the 45th step and laughed.
Perry made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But Cletus made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.
God asked, "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
Cletus responded, "I know I just now got the first one!!!"
The Cannibal Restaurant
Apr 24, 2008 | 9:24 PM PST
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Entertainment
Cannibal Restaurant
No matter what side of the aisle you're on, that's the truth.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why
Such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of S H I T, it takes all morning."
I REST MY CASE... 
VOTE!!
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