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May 15, 2008 | 9:17 PM
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I set out to my local department store just the other day to buy a new bra. Mine had reached their expiration date. You know, only one hook left, straps stretched to the max, fraying around the edges.

I can tell you there is no other feeling of comfort like a good bra. It might compare to finding a good pair of shoes. Not sure what else a man might compare it to unless jock straps are an issue.

I walk into the store and am totally blinded by the hundreds if not thousands of bras hanging on the racks. The problem I have is - how long am I going to have to be here just trying to find that right one? With all the breast implants nowadays one would think there would be a bra with less padding and more support and comfort. I have NOT had breast implants - let's just say that the good lord was kind to me and I never had to go under the knife. So, back to the real problem - what will suffice for my girls? It seems when I find a bra that works and go back to buy more they no longer make that model. What's with that? I don't want a bra that has "stuffing" in it that will make me appear like I've placed the blades of a B-52 bomber or a Black and Decker drill under my blouse. I don't want spagetti straps that will pop and land my girls on my knees either. And lace that itches and scratches the hair out from under my arms is not a pleasant thing. Oh, and don't forget the underwires that seem to make their way up to my chin while engaged in serious conversation.

So, here I am hoping that the large safety pin I threw into my purse will not have to be retrieved for an emergency repair.

Has anyone else faced this dilema?

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illusionsssss read my blog
May 15, 2008 | 10:02 PM

lmfao boo!! THAT is SO true, but I just don't have the patience to try the shite on.....I buy a couple, and they better "work"...if not, there's always a Mexican having a yard sale around the corner!
illusionsssss read my blog
May 15, 2008 | 10:03 PM

(sorta hoping the guys don't "respond" to this blog)
illusionsssss read my blog
May 15, 2008 | 10:04 PM

(or maybe "RELATE" is a better word? I dunno, I'll shup)
hillsborohillbilly read my blog view my photos
May 15, 2008 | 10:37 PM

jock straps are not an issue for men

woodys that happen for no apparent reason , are
illusionsssss read my blog
May 15, 2008 | 11:05 PM

hills, send your "no apparent reason" my way....so I can like....nevermind...........*sigh* (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Inappropriate)
BooBear read my blog view my photos
May 15, 2008 | 11:31 PM

Hahahahaha Hills - how does that happen? I bet the old jock strap might look and fit a little different with one of those.
acoolone read my blog view my photos
May 15, 2008 | 11:34 PM

Burn the bra, I so enjoyed those days. LOL woody, I remember once in high school I had to get up in front of the class and give a speech. A most embarrassing moment. But I did have a lot of offers for the prom that year, lol
BooBear read my blog view my photos
May 15, 2008 | 11:43 PM

I've burned a few bras in my day Acoolone but now the girls are a bit like an old slinky if I don't harness them.

What's with all the random woodys? How does that happen?
illusionsssss read my blog
May 16, 2008 | 12:33 AM

MY college speech was on "10 ways to Peel a Bananna"

MOST of you don't want to know..........
terrellmom read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 5:28 AM

OMG this blog made me laugh. The underwire showing up under the chin...ROFL

you're so right...find a great bra and they will quit making it. I think they do this to mess with us.
BooBear read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 5:59 AM

Good mornin' TM!!

Yeah, those dang wires stick up and can cut ya'. I'm still looking for a good bra - believe me when I find one I'm gonna order a dozen.
terrellmom read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 6:03 AM

LOL good luck finding one. some of them remind me of thongs for boobs. they are just little stips of material that don't cover nothing and like you i was blessed and a little stip just don't cut the mustard.

i left a pic on my garden of stone blog for yall to see (my pride and joy) :)
NoAngel read my blog
May 16, 2008 | 6:59 AM

I so understand, lol, my last underwire poked a hole thru my arm. Thing is at my age my "girls" have gone south, permanently, lolol. They need lots of support and finding a good one is very difficult. I did find some that I like at Victorias Secret. You might try there.
oldrocker37 read my blog
May 16, 2008 | 8:27 AM

lmao boo. I HATE BUYING BRAS!!! Can I say it again? I HATE BUYING BRAS!!! I'd give my right arm for a nice comfortable bra. Thanks for the Friday morning giggle.

lol tm...thongs for boobs.
Onyx read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 8:46 AM

Hate buying bras???

How about I HATE WEARING bras?!?!

And....shhhhhh....don't say nuthin'....but...

I get immense pleasure out of scratchin'.

(looking from side to side)
Brokenhalo
May 16, 2008 | 11:04 AM

Ban bras now!

Was that too loud?
Back2Nature read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 11:21 AM

Hi BooBear, most of the time I end up having to try to get comfortable with it, instead of it being comfortable on me.
skootzkitty read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 11:21 AM

Hahahahahahaha!! OMG's BooBoo - that was fantastic!!

Hills - *ROFLMCLAO!!!*

Onyx - Don't do that I about fell out of my chair! *LOLOL*
oldrocker37 read my blog
May 16, 2008 | 2:16 PM

woohoo onyx....that made me laugh.
acoolone read my blog view my photos
May 16, 2008 | 5:14 PM

What's with all the random woodys? How does that happen? LOL LOL LOL Boo Bear. You need to ask someone much younger than me now. That was back when watching a girl chewing bubble gum turm me on.
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