A Dawg's eye view

By Oklahoma State Rep. Donna Cun*inghamm

I know that many good Christians have heard about it. But how many of you have actually read the Gay Agenda?

Well, I am one of the few outside the homosexual underground to have actually read this shocking plan for world domination. And although doing so puts me in great jeopardy, I have stepped forward to expose these perverse radicals to the Christian world.

As you can see from the photo on the left, the Gay Agenda has been clearly stamped “Top Secret” and is intended only for the eyes of known homosexuals and pedophiles. The penalty for non-deviants who dare read this dangerous publication — and survive the mental damage it could inflict — is DEATH!

I was able to prevent the damaging effects of the Gay Agenda by holding three Bibles between my legs and having my husband Gene — a Baptist minister — sprinkle me with holy water after turning each page.

The Gay Agenda is a 100-year plan to recruit and convert the entire world population to homosexuality. It was written in 1958 by Liberace, Rock Hudson, Truman Capote, Pope John XXIII, Joan Crawford and over 30 other secret homosexual activists. So, the plan is already 50 years old and has progressed toward the halfway mark.

During the past 50 years, the Gay Agenda has made the following achievements:

• The takeover of Hollywood from the Jews
• Male cheerleaders
• TV
• The infiltration of the mental health profession
• Disneyland
• The domination of the fashion industry
• The control of vital local businesses such as beauty shops and florists
• Disco
• “Happy” Meals
• The Internet
• Harmful fads such as body waxing for men and the G-spot
• The inclusion of Ice Dancing in the Olympics
• Speedos
• Artificial insemination
• Nipple rings
• The divorce of Prince Charles and Princess Diana
• Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
• Blogs

Each one of these items were carefully planned and thrust upon an unsuspecting public. But as I wrote, the list is only half finished!

The Gay Agenda has the following goals remaining:

• President Barack Hussein Obama
• The destruction of marriage
• Project Runway season 10
• Over-the-counter Viagra
• Pregnant men
• Senior citizen nudity
• Human sacrifice
• Mandatory vegetarianism
• Sex toys in school colors
• Trisexuals
• High heels and pantyhose required as business dress for men
• KFC sells fried aborted baby parts
• President Paris Hilton 

Shocking? Well, this is what the homosexual activists have in store for society. The next 50 years will spell the destruction of all that good Christians hold dear unless we ban together to put a stop to the Gay Agenda!

Look out people, they are taking over the world!