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THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007: 

(Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

      No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

       Now that's taking  things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

       What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

       No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

       See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace 

       I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile     Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

      Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police   Suspect Homicide 

       They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 

      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! 

Oklahoma's construction program! 

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 

     He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger  Test Group 

       Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

       That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

       Do they taste like chicken?

  Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

       Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

       Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is.... 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

     Did I read that right?