Doctor_Is_In's Blog

This week I have received emails literally "by the ton."

And without exception bloggers are asking the same question.

What is wrong with Ilusionsssss??????????????

I have poured over her blogs and her comments and have finally come up with the only answer that can explain her problems.

Today's letter comes from the self proclaimed Precinct Chairman of the Fox 4 blogs.

Dear Doctor:

For months now my little buddy has used this cute little Panda for its avatar but has recently changed to a photo of a woman's feet.

I have asked -- yeah, literally begged -- her to change it back but she refuses.

She used to be so cute and cuddly yet now is so cold and aloof.

What can I do to get my little Sally back?

(chortle)

The Precinct Captain.

There is a simple solution to this PC -- grovel

What we have here is your sweet little Sally shedding your influence and declaring her independence.

In her own quaint way she is saying:

"I am now bigger and more popular than you are -- and if you don't like it you can kiss my foot."

Every so often I see a statement in these blogs that completely blows me over.

Today was one of those days.

chardoney
Jun 11, 2008 | 8:46 AM

If you're such a pov supporter then why HIDE behind your 'itty' alter?

Now notice who is making the statement -- a blogger named Chardoney.

And she is poking fun at someone for "hiding" behind the name of Supporter For POV and referring to this person as an "alter."

Does anyone really think this blogger's mother named her after a cheap rotgut wine?

I think not.

So what, then, is her name?

An alter to her ego.

A rather confused person I would venture.

Or rather one who feels that all other bloggers should submit to her will.

Bottom line is --

We are alters on here.

Some of us just pop little blue pills by the handfull and wash it down with cheap wine.