F0x6Fan's Spiritual FunHouse

Hear ye ! Hear ye!

I hereby decree a 24 hour ban  on ALL Four-Wheeled transportation this up&coming Saturday August 30th year of our Lord&Saviour 2008.

This Law will forcibly be thrust upon every Milwaukee citizen, both young & old, deaf & hearing, to the dedicated surrendering of our pot-holed Milwaukee County deer-infested roads to all Harleys, new or used........ as a special exception, Motorbikes, & Bicycles will be pardoned .....& Public Transportation(The Bus) for those who need to get from workpoint A to workpoint B.

Anything with four wheels & a steering wheel will be banned for a hefty 24 hour period. If you're caught riding in your car, or seen near a car, trying to be sneaky & pick up some cigarettes, beer, chicks....(ahem--i mean chips) or such, you will be punished for 3 days in which you will have to carry an "I RIDE A SCOOTER FOR FOOD!" cardboard sign in public!

---enjoy the IRON HORSE SOUNDS OF William Harley and Arthur Davidson this week...

[Peace....or should i say "Potato-Potato-Potato-Potato!"]