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George W Bush has done some good things for our country in the last 8 years. Here's a list of some good things he has done without his even knowing.:

15. Well, he never accidentally shot anyone while hunting!

14. Dramatically raised the bar for future presidents who want to be considered "Worst President Ever."

13. Brought the tourists back to Guantanamo Bay.

12. Demonstrated that alcohol and drug abuse during one's youth has absolutably no effect on one's job performance later in life.

11. Finally put all those scientists and historians and economists with their fancy book-learnin' in their place.

10. Took the pain out of long commutes by both making gas too damned expensive to afford and eliminating our jobs.

9. Shattered a glass ceiling by giving female soldiers the opportunity to point at POW private parts.

8. Gave the rest of the world a chance to catch up with America.

7. He wrestled a country from the clutches of a twisted, tyrannical megalomaniac. And Ashcroft will never forgive him for it.

6. Stood devoutly aside as the wrathful Lord exacted His vengeance on the depraved populace of New Orleans, avoiding such heretical modern responses as "humanitarian aid" or "giving a damn." Bush's procrastination in New Orleans also helped us to see how weird Kanye West is.

5. Helped with that whole superiority complex that Americans had going on.

4. Demonstrated  his love for diverse people by holding hands with some filthy rich Saudis.

3. Got a really good price for selling America to the oil companies.

2. Caught more al-Qaeda #2s than the Waziristani sewer system.

Number 1 Positive Thing President Bush Has Done...

1. Single-handedly convinced Frank T. Burvis, unemployed Klansman from New Orleans, to vote for a African-American Democrat for president.

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11/19/08  5 O'clock news WITI Fox6 TV News.

What an awesome story. That made me smile and feel proud. Very nice story, Beverly and Ted.

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         THE CHOSEN ONE.......................Mr Barack Obama was officially stripped of his LAPTOP and his cherished "CRACKBERRY" recently. Poor guy. This is Heart-Breaking News for a  47 y o hip, tech-saavy dude. Women of all colors find him hot. Probably because he has a BlackBerry. {no pun intended}He just  happens to be addicted to today's modern day technological gadgets. Add me personally to that list. So, I can't imagine how this poor guy will live now w/o email, Yahoo messenger, or texting--- Unlimited Texting at that!

At least he won't be driving, while texting.

    I have to admit Barack's campaign strategist David Axelrod and his campaign manager David Plouffe assembled a team that  ran the best political  campaign  in American History! It appealed richly&strictly to a generation that's college educated...

                              ,,,AND TECH SAAVY.

   They e-mailedblogged, they texted, they watched You Tube, they used My Space, Facebook, you name it! They did all that "COOL" stuff kids do nowadays.

They USED the internet, ----BRILLIANTLY!!

      So don't feel bad for the guy,  he has to remember a  time back/in/the/day when  his life went just as smoothly  without these modern-day conveniences.

     Can you imagine right now not having a computer  with an unlimited source of information at your very fingertips?  I suppose the Secret Service cutting  him off from his Blackberry and Laptop is  strictly for security purposes,  these young geeks and nerds  out here are  so tech saavy, you will be suprised at what they can hack into.

So as our newly elected president now, EVERYTHING has to remain completely top secret.

                   Private.

               Censored.

                  Rated G

                 Encrypted

  Maybe you should purchase  one of those robotic remote-controlled computer dogs from Japan. That would be cool. 

Well at least you get  to keep your HDTV.  If you have one.

   That's also a  high tech invention. Get an Ipod....ohh.....you probably have that  already too......play a video game on your kids PS3....

...or   that  W i i

   My  younger nephews have  a  W i i ........but every time they invite me over to  participate, i tell them i'm not interested. Probably because i have a  frickin'  {{{{{{{{ J-O-B }}}}}}}}

..........and i'm usually too physically TIRED after working a job to move any physical body parts---------unlike some of my energetic non-working adult relatives.

   Sorry for the little Rant!...... back to you Barack----- I guess this will mean more family time for you mr "O",.....but not for romance, 

Unh-unh----Nope

Especially when your MOTHER-IN-LAW will be living in the SAME HOUSE...........................{what in the h&%#  was he THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!} 

 There are 132 rooms, 35 bathrooms, and 6 levels in theWhite House Residence.

You better find the privateroom  that's waaaaaaay on the other side of the White House  Barack, preferrably the BLUE ROOM..........if you know what's good for you.

JohnnyMac could care less. He's probably at the tip end of  Florida right now, enjoying a foursome

....game of golf that is----------------------FORE!

SB

 

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Vince Gibbens was the smoothest Milwaukee News Anchor/celeb ever. He even owned a Harley. No one will ever come close. Ever...ever...ever. Even though he was kicking it at that OTHER News Station at the time as shown here on this classic video clip he did make the transition to WITI-TV6.....how's it going over there, Joyce Garbaciak? All your Fox6Fans miss you both!

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I got my Pesticide License last year.

  I just passed my Low Pressure Steam Boiler's Exam!

  I'll take a 3 hour First Aid Course next week at  American Red Cross.

Time to go for my CDL License in January!

My whole life has really changed in the last 12 years....

                 .....Life really does get better in your FORTIES!

     I'm more stable now, reliable, loyal.

 Clarity......I know what i want in life now.....

I want more balance, and more abundance.lol

Women find smart men HOT.

   We do get hotter in after 40+  you know......

The money???.....oh that's just  whipped cream on the toes......her toes..LOLOL

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    For obvious reasons,  but it was a healing cry, a purging,

Suddenly, barely a week later,  Nov 11, many white people cried.

A  cry for those who sacrificed,   a  patriotic cry.

           Is this some weird anomaly?  Tears of joy followed by tears of  gratitude.

      BOTH GOOD CRIES. BOTH  CRIES  LONG OVERDUE.

 We may not have cried at the same time, yet- 

         In the eyes of the Creator,  time  does not exist,  there is only the eternal moment.

---so in a deeper sense,  we  did  cry together.

Just an Observation.

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