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by GratefulGrace from Denton

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A Five Year-Old Joke
Sep 4, 2007 | 8:57 PM
Category: Entertainment
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Ok, this is pretty good considering that most of my little girl's jokes are pretty lame and typical of a five year-old.  Many of them are like this. . .

Knock knock

Who's there?

yellow car

Yellow car Who?

Gimme some pancakes, I'm hungry!!  And then her contagious belly laugh.

But today she got me good.

"Hey Mama!  How many animals did Moses put on the ark?"

"Well, he told him to put every animal and two of each!"

"Hey Mama, Noah's the guy that did the ark!"

 She was delighted she cracked me up.

Also, her favorite thing about kindergarten so far is when they go to music and warm up their "vo-co" cords.

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AGENT_7080 read my blog view my photos
Sep 5, 2007 | 4:16 PM

Tricky tricky tricky, got to watch out for them 5yr olds. lol Sorry to hear about "Earl". My son, who is 28, has a centipede in an aquarium raising it by feeding it crickets. It has grown to at least 10". I suspect it is full grown by now, but he has managed to keep it alive for 6 months. Who knows what he will try to raise next LOL
ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
Sep 5, 2007 | 6:55 PM

How precious Gracie!

My son went from collecting frogs to raise to having a hugh python.
AGENT_7080 read my blog view my photos
Sep 6, 2007 | 4:07 AM

I would have loved to had that milk snake, but unfortunately, my wife doesnt share the same interest in snakes as I do. I would have to move out if I got one. LOL hehehe Got another one. LOL
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