Ivyman68's Blog

Here is one political news story Fox News won't tell you.  Obama (our future president) has cured a man of a serious illness.  Or at least something he has said in one of his political speeches has some effect on the man.  Nester Todd, a 72 year old man, from Cincinnati, Ohio, has a rare condition known as Elbillug Degenerative Disorder, or EDD.  Todd has been suffering from the affliction which slowly erodes the brain's neuron processing abilities, basically it eats away at your brain while your still alive.  Doctors gave him six months to live last November, but at a Obama Campaign Rally Todd was attending, he said that during the speech he felt as though his mind was being cleansed.  The following day Todd decided to go back to his Doctor, who gave him a cat scan.  It was a miracle, not only had the disease appeared to go into remission it apparently eradicated it from his entire system.  Todd said that when the Senator was talking about hope and change it brought tears to his eyes; and he along with several others believes that the inspiring words of the Senator Obama triggered a healing effect brought on by high levels of hope.

Dr. Casey, the examining physician and long time democrat, said he has never seen anything like this before.  He theorizes that a spark in Serotonin levels may be responsible for the man's remarkable healing, but he doesn't rule out something more divine in the process.  Casey, a noted physician, is no atheist.  He doesn't rule out the factor that Obama may have a spiritual healing ability about him, people all over the country have been filled with hope and joy just from hearing him speak.  The more he talks to people all over about healing our government we are hearing about people with chronic illness getting better just as a result of hearing Barack speak.  In Nester Todds own words, "Its amazing and a phenomenon that's sweeping the country, just because he happens to be a politician doesn't mean there can be something more to the man.  He may just be divine after all."

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"Getting the word out, that the mass media political machine wont! "

Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and holding both of her hands behind the back of her head.

One customer,  who had been at the store for a while, became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from the back of her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head..

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blond, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher,  whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a  conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got  around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
 
The old rancher said,   "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle".
 
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a  'post turtle' was.
 
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you  come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".
 
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so  he continued to explain.
 
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you  just wonder what kind of a moron put him up there to begin with.'
 

The Obama Kennedy Deal?

The Ant and the Grasshopper

OLD VERSION

The ant works hard, in the withering heat, all
summer long. He builds his house and stores
supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool. He
laughs, dances and plays the summer away, preparing
nothing for the coming winter.

Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm. The
grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out
in the cold.

The moral of the story is obvious!

NEW VERSION

The ant works hard, in the withering heat, all
summer long. He builds his house and stores
supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool. He
laughs, dances and plays the summer away, preparing
nothing for the coming winter.

Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm .
The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference
and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to
be warm and fed, while others are cold and starving!

CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN show up to provide pictures of
shivering grasshoppers, next to a video of an ant in
his comfortable home, with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast! How can
this be, that in a country of such wealth,
this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer this way?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah, with the
grasshopper. Everyone cries when they sing "It's
Not Easy Being Green".

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the
ant's house, where the news stations film the group
singing "We Shall Overcome".

Jesse then has the group pray for the grasshopper's
sake, and reminds the group to contribute to his
group, so that he can "continue the fight" for
grasshoppers, everywhere!

Ted Kennedy & John Kerry exclaim, in an interview
with Tom Brokaw, that the ant has gotten rich, off
the back of the poor grasshopper!

Both call for an immediate tax hike, to make the ant
pay "his fair share"!

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity For
Grasshoppers Act", retroactive to the beginning of
the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire the
proportionate number of green bugs and, having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his house
is confiscated by the government.

Hillary Clinton gets her old law firm to represent
the grasshopper, in a defamation suit against the
ant. The case is tried in federal court, with a
jury comprised of unemployed welfare recipients.

Surprise! The ant loses the case!

The story ends, as we see the grasshopper finishing
up the last bits of the ant's food, while the
government house he lives in (which happens to be
the ant's old house) crumbles around him, due to
lack of maintenance!

The ant has disappeared in the snow. The
grasshopper is found, dead, in a drug-related
incident. The house, now abandoned, is taken over
by a gang of spiders, who now terrorize this
once-peaceful neighborhood.

THE END.

A TAXPAYER voting for a democrat.....

IS LIKE A CHICKEN voting for Col. Sanders.....

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs: A Political Fable

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.  As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.  As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
 
One day, as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.  Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
 
'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted.  'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'
 
For a long while, there was no answer.  Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
 
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . . ...
 
'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'
 
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!'
 
 

 While I do not condone the use of many of the characterizations in this video, I believe the song explains Senator Obama's affect on his political supporters.