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80 Year Old Gets Married
Mar 2, 2008 | 7:32 PM
Category: Entertainment
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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Onyx read my blog view my photos
Mar 3, 2008 | 3:13 AM

Hahahahaha!

That's cute!

Thanks for sharing, Klutzy!
Onyx read my blog view my photos
Mar 3, 2008 | 3:15 AM

BTW, if that's you on the avatar...that's a very nice picture. You look very pretty.
Klutzy2508 read my blog view my photos
Mar 3, 2008 | 3:44 PM

That's a Glamour shot I had done, about 10 years ago. I gave them as Christmas presents, to my folks.
Klutzy2508 read my blog view my photos
Mar 3, 2008 | 3:45 PM

Thank you.
nived23 read my blog view my photos
Mar 3, 2008 | 7:40 PM

LOLOLOLOLOL! That's is cute!!! I wish I can reply something like that when I get that age. I am about to marry a trucker... what would one call that? "One for the road"?
Klutzy2508 read my blog view my photos
Mar 3, 2008 | 7:46 PM

Qute, nived23...maybe rollin, rollin, rollin?
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Female. And, since I've never written a BLOG before, not really sure what should go in here, so I'm using my gender to change my mind...again. I have found that I have a pet peeve, on here. I love to read the blogs that are written, but find that I have no patience with people who run things together, and don't know the proper punctuation of a sentence. Paragraphs are a million miles long, and everything is written in small letters only. When they do this, with no paragraph break, it make the blogs difficult to read, so I don't. May you all have a nice day.:o)

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