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THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Mar 31, 2008 | 6:30 PM
Category: Entertainment
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 A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says
   he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

   His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

   "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."

   So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's
   looking for a male or female horse.

   "A female horth."

   So he shows him a prized filly.

   "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

   So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the
   horse's eyes the once over.

   "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

   So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him
   the horse's ears.

   "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

   The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this
   point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
   horse's mouth.

   "Nice mouf, can I see her BLEEP"?

   Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs
   him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far
   as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and
   slams him on the ground.

   The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

   "Perhapth I should rephrase that.
   Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

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furbie read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 9:09 PM

Now that's a stinker, Klutzy ! HAHAHAHA
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Female. And, since I've never written a BLOG before, not really sure what should go in here, so I'm using my gender to change my mind...again. I have found that I have a pet peeve, on here. I love to read the blogs that are written, but find that I have no patience with people who run things together, and don't know the proper punctuation of a sentence. Paragraphs are a million miles long, and everything is written in small letters only. When they do this, with no paragraph break, it make the blogs difficult to read, so I don't. May you all have a nice day.:o)

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