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The Devil in Church
Apr 1, 2008 | 7:43 PM
Category: Faith
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People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front  entrance,trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. 

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, 'Don't you  know who I am?' 

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' 

 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 

 'Nope, sure ain't' said the man. 

 'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan. 

 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. 

 'Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan. 

 'Yep,' was the calm reply. 

 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. 

 'Nope,' said the old man. 

 More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied, ' Been married to your sister for 54 years.'

 Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. 
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trbingbc read my blog
Apr 2, 2008 | 11:46 PM

We have to all realize that satan is always in our presence, not just some of the time.
kayb read my blog
Apr 4, 2008 | 3:10 PM

kayb

GET REAL, AND STOP USING CHURCHES AS AN EXAMPLE. THE DEVIL IS EVERY WHERE INCLUDING YOUR OWN HOME.
trbingbc read my blog
Apr 4, 2008 | 3:52 PM

I agree, but he is starting to be in church more and more, but I like his example.
Klutzy2508 read my blog view my photos
Apr 4, 2008 | 8:37 PM

Hmmmm, somehow that last paragraph got moved to the end. It should be the second paragraph, before the dialog. Oh well, can't change it now.

Yes, Satan is everywhere, and you have a choice to make, for yourself. Either you're going to keep running (and there's nowhere to run), or you can sit calmly, and know you have nothing to fear.

And, life is about living, so look on the bright side of things. If you don't then, are you really here?
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Female. And, since I've never written a BLOG before, not really sure what should go in here, so I'm using my gender to change my mind...again. I have found that I have a pet peeve, on here. I love to read the blogs that are written, but find that I have no patience with people who run things together, and don't know the proper punctuation of a sentence. Paragraphs are a million miles long, and everything is written in small letters only. When they do this, with no paragraph break, it make the blogs difficult to read, so I don't. May you all have a nice day.:o)

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