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I'M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing
about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you
came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're
running from them..

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the
law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again?

I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

**Revised to remove "authored by George Carlin**
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laydownsally read my blog
May 24, 2007 | 4:40 PM

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

NikkiDFW read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 5:05 PM

Ok so Carlin didn't write it..
the words don't change. To whoever did write it.. Amen.

shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 5:29 PM

AMEN!!! I am such a Bad American as well!!

scottbee1948 read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 6:03 PM

That really makes me a bad American.

There is not one thing on the whole post that I disagree with.

ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 6:44 PM

I'm a bad American!

Kestrel read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 8:57 PM

I don't care who wrote it I agree with it.

MckinneyKev read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 10:27 PM

I got an Amen for you! I am bad, very bad. I am a horrible American. I love this post!

Applewood read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 12:08 PM

Yep! I qualify too.

ted-mania read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 12:58 PM

too bad all of this won't fit on a bumper sticker......

sarahlivar read my blog
May 25, 2007 | 1:26 PM

I am a bad-to the-bone american too

SMUmustangs5060 read my blog
May 26, 2007 | 1:18 PM

thank God!

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NikkiDFW

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Member Since: 1/9/2007