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by OLDnFEEBLE from Room 7A-Bed 2

Last Post 818 days Ago


It’s lunchtime at the office and so there I am at the communal microwave heating up my chicken breast leftover from two days ago. Right by the microwave is a table with two women from some downstairs office eating their lunch.

They have been here before when I was warming up my lunch fare. The snippets of their conversation I’ve overheard revolve around the usual gab between the “I’ve-been-married-for-thirty-two-years” greyhead and the “I’ve-been-married-for-eighteen-months-ooooo-he’s-so-wo
nderful” blonde nitwit.

There’s the yammering about the way Uncle Fred beat up his wife, countered by the yarn about a second cousin on my mother’s side in TDC for attempted murder. (Gez, will this freakin’ chicken EVER get hot???) That’s followed by the HUGE sale Penny’s had this weekend and the encounter with the snotty clerk at the Antique Flatware and Dish Barn out on Highway 80.

Today’s BLEEP-for-tat swap took the “fish sticks”, if you will. First, they try to decide if the Mrs. Paul’s fish sticks come in the blue and white package or is it the “Gorton’s Fisherman”?

“Well, anyway, I like her’s better than his.”

GIVE ME A BREAK. Mrs. Paul is not a real person and neither is Gorton’s fisherman!!!

Bend over and kiss your fish sticks good-bye. There is no hope for the human race!
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spikeymaxx read my blog view my photos
Aug 1, 2006 | 6:26 AM

Hahhahhaahaa!! And it probably isn't even fish!!! ;)

ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
Aug 1, 2006 | 7:05 AM

Funny!! Don't you love the way women jump from subject to subject without skipping a beat? Are fish sticks real? Tried them once thought baked the box.

squeakyzig read my blog view my photos
Aug 1, 2006 | 4:36 PM

some people should be banned from the gene pool.

TexasGuyDFW read my blog view my photos
Aug 1, 2006 | 10:45 PM

I enjoyed your post OLDnFEEBLE. you made me realize why I come here and post. Its cathartic.

Squeakzig- you reminded me of something funny: We are the only species that attempts to circumvent natural selection- survival of the fittest. Rather, we promote weakness within the species, heaping upon ourselves the burden of a corrupted gene pool. Don't think for a minute I would change this. But I wonder if it will be our undoing.

cutekitty read my blog view my photos
Aug 2, 2006 | 9:49 AM

OLDnFeeble, thanks for sharing your comments and humor with the world. We need more of it!! By the way, you are a real cutie!!! ;-)

cutekitty read my blog view my photos
Aug 2, 2006 | 9:54 AM

OLDnFeeble, thanks for sharing your comments and humor with the world. We need more of it!! By the way, you are a real cutie!!! ;-)

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Have two dogs - Sam (named after the guy who brought me the only place to shop in my town - Sam Walton) and Billy Boy. I would tell you more, but the nurse is bringing my warm milk and my beddie-bye pill.

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