Blogs From the Crypt

"Everybody needs a little prayer sometime."

Just what I need - A reason to act like a delusional moron and talk to thin air.

I can talk to myself all I want, the only difference is I'm talking to myself; I exist. The main similarity being that neither praying or self-talk yields any satisfaction or effect.

 

Let's revise that opening statement: Everybody needs a little reality.

I leave you with this: You know this country is spiraling further down the toilet when people are killed over a few sales at shopping centers. When I say this country, I mean the complete stupidity the people love to showcase.

Enjoy your ravenous consumerist selves.

osa

I've recently written the beginnings of a book, and I need opinions.

If you wish to read it, ask me by e-mail and I will send it to you. I'm not sure if I want to leave it where it is now, or expand it.

Be warned, it is slightly graphic, but not vulgar.

My email is in my bio.

Thanks in advance.

osa

This will not be an insightful, nor an intelligent blog. You've been warned.

The stupid bitch that made the fake MySpace profile and bullied a teenage girl into suicide is getting off with minor offenses.


They need to hang this BLEEP from the highest tree, if you ask me. What a reprehensible and senseless thing for an adult to do. Completely shameful.


Enjoy your loosened sentence, you BLEEP pile of useless human matter.


How BLEEP juvenile, to make a fake profile of a boy, lead a girl on, YOUR NEIGHBOR, then tell her the world would be better off without her. Now, this BLEEP looking bitch KNEW she was depressed, so nobody tell me that she didn't have such intentions in doing such a heinous thing. She KNEW that she wouldn't just shrug it off and say "whatever." Like she really thought that saying something like that and having no effect would consummate her if she knew she wasn't depressed. 


The saddest thing is the girl never knew it was all a hoax. 


Congratulations, you pathetic scumbag. Rot in the deepest depths of the hottest sector of Hell.

I think this country needs a reminder that the sole purposes of guns are protection, game, and showing off.

In the course of this month, there has been news of church shootings, mall shootings, and domestic shootings. Kids shooting parents, parents shooting kids, old people beaten for their guns. Kids shooting themselves accidentally. All that's left is workplace and school shootings and we'll run the gamut. It would NOT surprise me.

And now, let's get pissy.

I want to touch on this Space Station thing. It seems one of the reasons that they're wasting money this time is to install a toilet that can turn urine and waste water into... drinking water.

Isn't that just the thing? You spend years training to fly a shuttle and travel to the International Space Station to drink piss. URINE!

Here's a disturbing thought: Can they change diarrhea into drinking water? Hey, it's all up to imagination anyway! Imagine this. You just finish up a vital spacewalk, and after losing another bag of tools, you begin to feel nauseous, although the fact that tax dollars paid for it relieves you greatly.

You return to the Station to spend a penny, and ater doing so, you get thirsty! Imagine, running your piss through some machine, only to drink it later! It must suck to be the unlucky dude who figured out it wasn't working.

 

What's next, a machine that removes the corn and peanuts from your turds for future snacking? "Want last night's dinner again, without all that hassle?" Sweet Jesus.

We're in a massive economic hole, so what do we do? Spend copious amounts of cash to drink piss. Ah, America.

osa

 

Listen, teens, if there are any here other than me... you are not Evel Knievel.

You are not superhuman, you are not Hancock, and you are definitely not Jeff Gordon.

So please, stop putting this generation to shame, and STOP BEING GOD DAMN MORONS. You're not cool if you rev your engine at a red light and race another car. You're not cool if you get on top of your car and ride it while it's moving. You're not cool if you take hits of coke off of someone else's ass. Let this latest idiot teen that died racing his piece of BLEEP car be another martyr for stupidity.

I'm sick of being guilty by association. Granted, so-called "grown-ups" do some pretty stupid things too... just look at politics and read the news every day to figure that out.

OSA

What is up with all these kids killing their parents and parents killing their kids?

I am in total favor of running psychiatric evaluations and having to meet an IQ requirement before you can be allowed to own a gun. This stupid BLEEP is enough.

If your mom and dad are complete a-holes, I'm sorry, run away. Now, I will admit that some deadbeat parents deserve what they get.

If your kids are complete a-holes, do what every other impressionable feeble-minded parent does and put him on Ritalin or some other mind-numbing medication.

I'm sure a lot of you disciplinarian Texan parents will be in complete favor of the parents that shoot the kids, analogous to the parent that left his kid at McDonald's all that time ago.

 

Anyway. I turn 18 in 7 days. Poor, twisted me.

OsA

You heard Eddy Young, go have sex!

I'd just love to see the looks on some of the radical Conservative Christian tightwads' faces when they heard that... which is probably a quarter of all bloggers here.

"CLEATUS! CLEATUS, THIS MAN'S TELLIN' US TO HAVE SEX! HE GONNA BURN IN HELL! SEX IS FOR THE DEVIL! SEX IS EVIL!" 

Ah, seriously. These authoritarian conservative christian piss hards need to lighten up... take a page from his book.

Moron criminals amaze me.

AUSTIN  --  A 17-year-old boy was sentenced Monday to 30 years in prison after being convicted of two counts of aggravated robbery for robbing a bank twice in January.

A jury found Charles Blackburn Jr. guilty last week of entering a Bank of America branch in Round Rock, an Austin suburb, on Jan. 10 and Jan. 30 armed with a BB gun.

Wow. If you're going to have the balls to attempt something like a bank robbery, bring something more intimidating than a BLEEP BB GUN. I used to shoot gophers in my backyard with BB guns when I was 9 years old.

How does that work? How? I understand that in a bank, anything that looks like a gun is a gun, but even still. You know you're not getting away with it if you DO indeed get on the loose. I'm sure this moron is no Dillinger.

Point and laugh now.

And remember not to die.

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STOP BLEEP BEATING UP THE ELDERLY

Is this what Texas youth is about? Is this just a huge showing of how small these guys balls really are? This time it was elderly brother AND sister! An elderly WOMAN! You BLEEP nutless, gutless BLEEP! All for some BLEEP guns and ammo?

I'm telling you, start protecting yourselves. And NO, varmithunter, you moron, I never said I wanted guns banned. These days they're becoming nearly a requirement for the elderly, those that are able to use them. I'm against gun crime, not stifling crime with guns when necessary.

People are really gutless and stupid these days. I can guarantee you won't see some of these chicken BLEEP BLEEP invading the homes of big, muscular guys. You won't see them invading a house with a "Beware of Dog" sign in the window. Weak, brainless jerkoffs who need a little money. So they beat on the weaker to get it. It's a BLEEP shame.

Is it a testament to this hellish economy, or a testament to the lack of brains and common sense in our society? I think it's a mixture of both, but especially the latter.

Please, start eradicating some of these pathetic morons.

Don't partake in dying today.

osA

Yeah, show the world how BLEEP tough you are by beating an old man with a hammer to get his SS money. BLEEP tough guys, I'd love to get a look at these faceless bastards, I swear to god. I've had it with this stupid BLEEP.

Why don't you grow a pair, man up and go find your own source of income instead of being punk coward BLEEP BLEEP reprehensible piles of worthless, polluting matter and and picking on the weaker to attain your cash that's more than likely being spent on BLEEP DRUGS right about now, even as I type this rage.

When they catch you, I hope you get the BLEEP kicked out of you and beaten to within pissing distance of your own life, or better yet killed to make just one less tax burden on a worthless coward like you.

This goes to ANYONE who partakes in such repulsive acts.

Whoever you are, wherever you are, you will get yours one day, your sweet penalty, hopefully in the form of a gun to the head, because that's what you deserve you BLEEP gutless swine.

Show the world how tough and manly you are by beating up old people. God damn it. I'm so fed up with this BLEEP. Protect yourselves. If you are elderly and you are reading this, or if you have elderly parents, BLEEP protect them. This world has gone mad and it will never end. No one is safe, there are gutless piles of BLEEP EVERYWHERE who will go to great lengths to get what they want. You probably know this, but allow me the unfortunate right to reiterate it.

Stay safe.

O

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