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by Passing_Out_Valium from Allen, TX

Last Post 29 days, 7 hours Ago


Good Morning,

Hope everyone had a good evening...

Well, we got home last night and the chicken we had out seemed to have a sour smell to it. So, we decided to order pizza from this place up the street that has pretty good stuff. We got the standard (2) 14" one cheese, one pepperoni like we normally do.

Anyhow, we asked if we could have some of those pepper flakes that you sometimes may put on your pizza. I only eat cheese pizza and like that. "Sure" they said.

OK, pizza comes and we dig in to the boxes and guess what? No pepper flakes.

I'm cool with it. I am the type of person that just cuts losses like that. I dont get all pissy and want free stuff and crap like others you may know.

Well, about 20 minutes later, my doorbell rings. Who is it? Yep, the pizza delivery guy. He hands me a paper bag and says he was sorry. I laughed at him and said not to worry about it but thanks anyway.

So, I close the door. I am like, "there must be a lot of pepper flakes in here because this bag is heavy".

I go to the kitchen. Open the bag.

It had about (25) PAPER PLATES in it!

Pepper Flakes...Paper Plates...

At least the driver came back...

Have a great day!!

-POV

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furbie read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 10:09 AM

Don't eat those Paper Plates, POV - they may have salmonela ! LOL

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 10:17 AM

Naaaah Furbie...

A little roughage never hurt anyone...LMAO!!

-POV

cowboyswife58 read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 11:20 AM

LMAO good thing you did'nt ask for extra cheese--extra grease!
Worse yet...black olives, that could've started a whole race thing goin ya know...ROFLMAO!

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 11:28 AM

Thanks for the visuals, CBW!! :PPP

It was hilarious. It's one of those stories that is funny to read, but in person, just over the top funny.

-POV

illusionsssss read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 11:58 AM

So was the pizza gone already by the time the pepper flakes arrived?

Pssst, save the paper plates for the blog party!

-just sayin'

illusionsssss read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 11:59 AM

or was there no pepper flakes?? my bad!

illusionsssss read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 12:06 PM

Only on my first pot of coffee...

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 12:06 PM

LMAO Ill!!

Well, there was a good dent eaten before he got there.

We stared at the paper plates for a minute or two trying to figure out if the owner thought we didnt have plates in our house as well.

All worked out well...We had some powdered cayenne pepper. That gave me the kick I was wanting.

Dont worry about the paper plates for the party!! We are covered!

:)

-POV

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 12:08 PM

Here's an idea for the party:

Paper Plate People

-POV

illusionsssss read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 12:23 PM

Whew. I was worried about not having enough paper plates!! ;)

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 12:26 PM

Well, there not Chinette, but they will do.

LMAO!!

-POV

banned_sally read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 1:05 PM

I like Mike's plate. He has flair and clearly emotional issues.

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 1:06 PM

Nothing on the post, LDS? LMAO!

Good Morning!

-POV

banned_sally read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 1:11 PM

Hmmm. How about:

I can't believe you eat only cheese pizza?

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 1:17 PM

Whatever LDS...

Grumpy today? LMAO!!

-POV

banned_sally read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 1:24 PM

Oooo, I got the "whatever"!

Not to my knowledge, POV.

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 1:37 PM

All good LDS...I was just being funny...

-POV

illusionsssss read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 1:57 PM

I have an idea...you could have used your chicken to make sweet and SOUR chicken, POV.

Bwhahahahah.

Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Jul 10, 2008 | 2:02 PM

LMAO!! That was good Ill!!

The smell of sour chicken makes me so ill.

HEY YO LDS, what's up with the cold shoulder?

-POV

illusionsssss read my blog
Jul 10, 2008 | 2:03 PM

"The smell of sour chicken makes me so ill."

I hope it doesn't make you me, POV, or you're in for trouble!!

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