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I love that HotAir.com is calling all stories pertaining to Obama's abandonment of close friends "This Week's Bus&Driver".  Anyway, Obama invited Bernie Mac to do standup at a fundraiser.  For anyone who has heard Bernie Mac's standup, you know that it is both hilarious and filled with profanity.  It is not for the little ones.  Bernie Mac told this old joke:

“My little nephew came to me and he said, ‘Uncle, what’s the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?’” Mac said. “I said, I don’t know, but I said, ‘Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d make love to the mailman for $50,000.’”

If any of you don't know the punchline to this joke, let me know. 

Point being, you know Bernie Mac is going to say horrible things.  What if McCain invited Andrew Dice Clay to speak at his fundraiser?  Although I suppose that Andrew Dice Clay isn't as bad as some of the acts today...  I digress.  So if you know Bernie Mac is going to say awful things, why invite him to do standup at a Presidential fundraiser?  Obama's answer to all of these slipups has been to throw them under the bus the next day, which he did. 

In all fairness, I agree with his knee-jerk reaction to distance himself from talk of "hoes" and such, seeing as he was the first presidential candidate to demand Don Imus step down after the Rutgers basketball team fiasco.  These are sophomoric mistakes, folks.  Next thing you know we'll hear about Obama spitting into the wind or pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger.  

 

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cbfan read my blog
Jul 12, 2008 | 3:29 PM

I bet Bernie would keep it clean. If George Carlin could do kids' television on Thomas the Tank Engine, anything is possible.

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 6:06 PM

Bernie didn't keep it clean, that was the problem. I didn't realize George Carlin was on Thomas! Nice.

Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 6:07 PM

"Bus&Driver" LOL!

Bernie's joke reminds me of the Rap song "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" (no, I will not repeat the lyrics here).

I'm with you, TI: From a professional comic, what were they expecting - Mr. Rogers?

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 6:57 PM

pimpin' ain't easy but its necessary. Another admittedly bad "judgement call" from Obama. (by admittedly I mean that he admitted it)

Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 7:00 PM

Oh, yeah! I forgot his judgement was so much better than anyone else's!

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 7:10 PM

He keeps admitting having had bad judgement about stuff, why do people continue to flock to him?

superman read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 7:30 PM

Photobucket

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 7:33 PM

I get everything except the chicken on top...

Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 7:43 PM

LOL Superman!

I guess that is Grandma under the bus? I don't understand the chicken thing either, unless it is Iraq-related, perhaps?

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 7:45 PM

And why is J Rev driving the bus? He should also be under the bus!

Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 7:50 PM

Actually, this picture was created when Obama made his first speech on race and threw his Grandma under the bus.

Thinking further on the chicken, what sound does a chicken make? Sounds like "Barack" doesn't it?

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 8:00 PM

Hmmm or maybe it is a RACIST chicken.

Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 8:07 PM

The whole photo is racist, TI! Remember, anything negative towards Obama is racist.

cbfan read my blog
Jul 12, 2008 | 9:23 PM

I didn't realize he already did his routine. My bad. I guess Obama should have given Mac the ground rules before the event.

Oh well, when was the last time American politics was rated G.

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 9:27 PM

*sigh* not since before Clinton...

Chuck_U_Farley read my blog
Jul 12, 2008 | 9:35 PM

Marks you crack me up! roflmao

When a chicken lays an egg it makes the sound "BARRACK". That will be the sound we will all be making if he gets elected. Better ready your brown round with a little KY . lol

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 9:37 PM

BLECH

Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 9:47 PM

If I lay any eggs when Obama is President, I'll let you know what sound I make (HINT: probably not "Barrack")...LOL

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 10:04 PM

Actually Marks I beg to differ. The sound I will make will be quite similar to "barrack"

banned_sally read my blog
Jul 12, 2008 | 10:09 PM

This blog took a trip down Bizzaro Ln. that I was not expecting.

Is Andrew Dice Clay really your point of reference, TI? LOL

Did you use the F word on Ill's blog, btw?

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