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So the hottest trend in hair transplants?  Eyebrows, moustaches, and beards.  I'm not kidding.  Too much hair on your bottom?  Put it on your face!  This reminds me of the episode of Beavis and Butthead where they glued their private hair to their face since they couldn't grow beards yet.  Who knew that Mike Judge was a comedian AND a prophet?  Look out, Joseph Smith!


http://mainstreet.com/what-price-beauty-eyebrow-imp
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What Price Beauty: Eyebrow Implants By Jessica Wakeman (08/13/08) Tags: News, Beauty, Plastic Surgery

-->Finally something to do with your excess back hair! One plastic surgeon says facial hair transplants – eyebrows, moustaches, even beards – are all the rage, especially with his Hollywood clientele.

Dr. Antonio Armani, whose Alvi Armani clinics are located worldwide, says crafting becoming brows is increasingly common cosmetic procedure. When he began doing hair transplants in 1999, the doctor said he performed 10 to 15 brow transplants per year; lately, though, brow transplants have increased to 4 to 5 per month. Why the uptick? Dr. Armani thinks it’s because thicker brows are more popular in Hollywood right now: Women tell him they’d prefer their brows to look like those on Brooke Shields or Jennifer Connelly.



But women aren’t the only one going for bushy brows: Men are getting eyebrow transplants, too! In fact, the split is 50/50 at his offices, Dr. Armani says. (Men more often ask for a flatter line while women request a small arch.)

PROCESS
First, Dr. Armani draws brows on you, both so he can assess how many follicles the area will need, but also so you can check out how your new brows might look. The actual transplantation process is typically a two- to three-hour-long procedure not requiring hospitalization. Dr. Armani says he uses local anesthesia to freeze an area of the body with fine hair, which works best for brows, in order to remove 50 to 400 follicles. For ladies, he removes scalp hair from above the ears; for men, he often removes back hair. Each follicle is microscopically taken from the original site and transplanted individually to the new site. Fiber implants are against the law in the United States and Canada so no hair implants are “fakes,” says Dr. Armani.

UPKEEP

Keep those nail clippers handy! Hair growth is specific to the part of the body it originated from, Dr. Armani says. Therefore, hair from the top of your head will grow long—perhaps even grow curly!—even if it is transplanted to the skin above your eyes. (Hopefully this won’t be a problem if you had a back hair transplant.) In addition to trimming your brows regularly, you may need to check in with a plastic surgeon again for a touch-up procedure after 10 years or so, Armani says.

MOUSTACHE and BEARD TRANSPLANTS
What if you’re an actor who was just cast in Pirates of the Carribean 4, but you can’t grow a Johnny Depp-style beard? Don’t walk the plank just yet—you can get facial scruff transplanted, too. Beards and moustache transplants are “much more common than you would think,” says Dr. Armani, especially for “younger stars on the C/B level.” He says he performs about 10 per year. In fact, two days before he spoke to MainStreet, Dr. Armani said he performed a beard transplant on a “B-list actor in major competition with other boys” at the actor’s home.

THE PRICE
Like any plastic surgery, hair transplants are going to cost you. Dr. Armani doesn’t charge his clients based on the amount of hair he transplants, but rather on what the quality of the skin he is working on. For example, if a patient has a lot of scar tissue at the extraction or the transplantation site, he or she may pay at the higher end of the $5,000 to $10,000 spectrum for the cost of the procedure.


Beard and moustache transplants cost $15,000 to $25,000 per procedure, they’re pricier, because “the angles are much more difficult,” he says.


Unfortunately, Dr. Armani says he has never had a patient’s procedure covered by insurance.

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furbie read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 1:43 PM

I'll just stay bald, thank you very much !LOL

jla5906 read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 1:55 PM

no kidding, gives new meaning to wiping your brow...

GUNRIGHTS read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 2:17 PM

LOL @ JLA!!!

Can you imagine?! Reminds me of the Jackass Movie where all the guys took their pubes & the other used the hair (unbeknownst to him) to make a beard & mustache! Now that's funny!!

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 2:45 PM

Hahaha at everyone! I thought most people wanted thinner eyebrows...

furbie read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 3:44 PM

Here let me get that off your eyebrow :

Oh my - it's a dingleberry - CRAP

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 3:56 PM

*RALPH*

muddywaterP read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 3:59 PM

OMG GROSSS......

GratefulGrace read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 4:16 PM

This is not what I had in mind when I told you to hold down the fort today, TI

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Boys: Behave or Grace is going to give you a spanking.

furbie read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 4:30 PM

Sorry, Gracie -butt this blog stinks !

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 4:34 PM

Grace: all better?

terrellmom read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 5:17 PM

TI..if you wanted to make a little spending money you could always auction some butt hair on ebay :). You might get more if you allow them to pluck it for ya

cowboyswife58 read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 6:52 PM

So..butt hair on the face huh?
Oh that just opens up all kinds of jokes LOL literally a butt face!

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 7:40 PM

Who's butt hair TM? Yours?

jla5906 read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 7:48 PM

when is nose hair going to come into vogue...Hey could be a new industry, we seel hair for wigs...right know where I'm going with this.

BooBear read my blog view my photos
Aug 16, 2008 | 5:05 AM

And hey don't forget arm hair!!!

terrellmom read my blog view my photos
Aug 16, 2008 | 5:57 AM

TI..i was thinking more along the lines of it being YOUR butt hair! :)

Hey Boobear!!!! Good to see you. Hope all is well with you

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 16, 2008 | 6:46 AM

But I don't have butt hair, TM. Sorry to disappoint.

Everyone have a great day!

Ironman read my blog view my photos
Aug 17, 2008 | 9:40 AM

Maybe I shouldn't mention this. Hard to tell what kind of fad will spring from it. The skin on your anus, is the same as the skin on your lips. No butt hair Tex? How about chapped lips? I'm sorry, couldn't resist. God's gonna punish me for that one.

TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 17, 2008 | 6:38 PM

I think I'm pretty disgusted by that but I'm not sure exactly what it was implying...

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