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Thought I'd pass on an e-mail-

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore."
So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting.
I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc. out
of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you

13. Also finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. Bill Clinton, and his Sect'ry of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into the WTC.
This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

Oh yea, Vince Fosters family thanks you too!

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts,
pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my
taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
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ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 1:06 PM

Did you see him on Fox this morning?

I forgot how they ramsacked the White House! Thanks for the reminder!

TravisBickle read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 1:10 PM

Yes, and on "Meat the Press" he and Tim Russert eyephucked each other just like old times!

****still vomiting****

ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 1:21 PM

Well I did change my mind on having breakfast, maybe it will all be out of my head by dinner time!

chardoney read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 3:41 PM

Don't I jest luz it when I finds myself a Clinton supporter.... LOL!
What a looooser he was, is, and will be!

leegrimsley read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 4:17 PM

My favorite Clinton quote of all time --

I NEVER HAD SEX WITH THAT WOMAN

TrueBrit read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 4:23 PM

OH LEE, you are so correct!!!! He was smokiing a cigar......

TrueBrit read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 4:25 PM

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen" said Kennedy.

"Amen" said Clinton.

The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same

TrueBrit read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 4:26 PM

Sorry Travis just had to throw that in, it was from a joke I posted last week:)

Infectious_Sense read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 4:50 PM

This is a good solution for the obesity epidemic - showing Clinton at least 30 minutes a day, at morning, noon, and evening!

SAGiles-author read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 5:15 PM

OK all of you here is the point! Vote for a Republican that has the strength and honesty ( and yes he is more honest than the last administration) of George W. Bush. At least he has the ____ to face down the terrorists and let them know we know they exist and that they aren't going to execute our innocent Americans on our soil!!!

Oh you forgot how now the former president Bill Clinton goes over seas to make speeches at $200,000+ and bashes George W. and our country--isn't that wonderful--so he is a flander, a lier, and I think somewhat of a traitor!!!!!

Tejanoloco view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 5:39 PM

Thankyou for that update about our leaders of this country, that we voted for to lead us into war.

America1st read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 6:02 PM

Strength and honesty of GW Bush??? You mean the SAME GW Bush that kow-tows to Mexico every time they say "boo"? Puuuhhhhlllleeezzz. GW Bush and his lap dogs will sell Americans down the river at the drop of a sombrero. I suspect if there were not bookoo bucks on the table for his cronies in the conduct of war, Bush would have proclaimed refugee status for Iraqis and Afghanis, and invited the entire population into the US to sate his other cronies' lust for cheap labor instead. There are actually a smattering of Democrats who are stronger on enforcement than some Republicans, though I admit it is mostly Republicans holding the line on bills currently pending on immigration issues. And, as far as I'm concerned, if our immigration laws had been enforced, the 19 terrorists would never have been in the US to start with, let alone going to flight schools. And lest you forget, Mohammad Atta received his permanent Visa from the GW Bush administration post-humously, 6 months after he flew planes into the WTC.

May i sugges that rather than looking exclusively at the party of the the person you are pulling the lever for, look at the individual. If it is an incumbent, look up their voting records on issues important to you. You can do that at www.thomas.gov.

GratefulGrace read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 6:14 PM

Yes, and the same GW Bush who's administration has fought viligiantly to keep the enemy off of our doorstep for the past 5 years and keep you safe without giving in to the slamming of the media, the whines of the left (is that an oxymoron?,) and enemies outside of this country who would do the happy dance to see our country falter.

God Bless George W Bush!

Bugs read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 8:03 PM

All these comments sound like they come from anther Republican rhetoric deluded Bush Fan Club but since facts are irrelevant to Republicans, I’ll post this for more moderate clear thinking Democrats.

From the day former President Clinton took the oath of office, he dedicated himself to making his campaign promises realities and constructing this country into what we became while he was president. I’m not saying he completed these goals, I’m saying he did his best to complete them. Instead of neglecting domestic issues, like Bush has done, such as healthcare, the elderly, education, child protection and crime, Clinton addressed those issues head on.

During those eight years he was in office, our country flourished; unemployment figures dropped to the lowest unemployment rate in modern times, the lowest inflation in 30 years, the highest home ownership in the country's history, dropping crime rates in many places, and reduced welfare rolls. He proposed the first balanced budget in decades and achieved a budget surplus. As part of a plan to celebrate the millennium in 2000, Clinton called for a great national initiative to end racial discrimination

He sent a strong message with the National Child Protection Act that American would not stand for our children to be abused; as child abuse rises and we watch horrible crimes been committed against our children, what has Bush done to protect the children of our country?

Crime dropped with the passing of the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and he supported hate crime legislation. When Bush was governor o

skratch62 read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 8:59 PM

Thank god I can say I did not vote for either one of these guys, now don't go saying I did not vote at all, because I did just not for them. I hate politics but I do vote.

darkramm777 read my blog
Sep 24, 2006 | 9:07 PM

To Travisbic 1.Your just mad you couldn't nail even the cleaning lady. 2.Why and how does your 8 yr old have access to anything to do with oral sex?. Sounds like the parent didn't change the channel and let an 8yr old listen to something he shouldn't be hearing, and if he knows more than you did in college your sad in two ways. 1)You were in college and did know that much about oral sex but I bet you were a whip at master=====n. 2) If my eight year old knew so much about oral sex I would be calling the police. 3.Its true about sex harassment in the work place sadly you have not had such fun. 4. n/a 5.Just to many was I could go and not enough time. 6.Yea I'm sure the Dems or the Rep do thing legally please. 7.How many under Pres.Bush so far he is Commander and Chief but sadly never been in a war himself. 8.Check Bushes record for vacations, and he to is slowly but surely cutting our troops down. 9.How come Bush and every other pres can pull in MILLIONS of DOLLARS in one night for their campains but barely come up with any for medical research or the poor, and elderly of this country. 10.Got me on that one; unless you want to count all the mentally ill people on the streets of our big citys because the goverment slacks on its job. 11.Petty 12. Saw it on T.V. I bet believe everthing you see on T.V.? 13.Do you have a controlling wife? 14.Yea kinda like why we went to war with Iraq. And to Leegrim If someone was doing that to you (what Monica did to Clinton) your the one who gets off how is that sex?

TravisBickle read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 9:14 PM

Nice copy/paste of Democrap talking points from several years ago.
Keep hittin' the bong.

What EXACTLY did he do for the healthcare?

You believe that a president has control of the economy?
Then what EXACTLY did he do?

Crime rate?
What EXACTLY did he do?

What EXACTLY were the parameters used for mearuring welfare rolls?

Child protection is working great, ain't it?

The President can't "policy" an economy.
Or crime.
Or home ownership.
Or employment rates.
What EXACTLY did he do?
Please support your claims with facts and source.

Ok, now exhale.

TravisBickle read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 9:24 PM

Darkramm,
You missed the first line:

"Thought I'd pass on an e-mail-"

In other words, Darkramm, that wasn't written by me.
Fool!
LMAO.
I's pass your response on to the person who DID write it but they can't read drunkenese.
Why don't you and Bugs Bunny sober up and take your coxx out of each others mouths.

ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 9:52 PM

LMAO Travis!!!

What did Clinton do to stop or prevent any of the terrorist actions?

WTC's first bombings were on Clintons watch and he did nothing!

He sends our children to Somalia and made them sitting ducks!!

They could be shot at but could not shoot back? BC's orders.

I think all the dope he wasn't inhaleing in college still clouds his brain cell.

Thanks to Clinton and the rest of the DEMON RATS we have less than half of the military, so who do you suppose is going to save your azz when the nice poor misunderstood terrorist have a knife at your throat?

TravisBickle read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2006 | 10:02 PM

Demos have been blinded by rage since Clinton's 'peachment.
Unable to win elections.
Feeling a bit "left" out, I suppose.

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1961-1980: Born, raised and schooled in Fort Worth, Texas... 1981-1993: U.S. Marine Corps. Wars fought, tigers tamed, etc... 1993-Present: Author, lecturer, traveler, bum, philanthropist, occasional hero, semi-pro comedian, freedom fighter and defender of the faith... My goal is to be alive when it's over, thus every day above ground is a good day.

Member Since: 8/31/2006