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Pilots:
Oct 18, 2007 | 5:31 AM
Category: Entertainment
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage.

An old pilot is one who can remember when flying was dangerous and sex was safe.

Airlines have really changed, now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no
vintage/classic helicopter fly-ins.

Death is just nature's way of telling you to watch your airspeed or rotor RPM.

Real planes use only a single stick to fly. This is why bulldozers & helicopters -- in that order -- need two."
There are only three things the copilot should ever say:
1. Nice landing, Sir.
2. I'll buy the first round.
3. I'll take the ugly one.
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moankie82 read my blog
Oct 18, 2007 | 9:38 AM

Thanks for a good one Trubrit
furbie read my blog view my photos
Oct 18, 2007 | 9:46 AM

hahaha good stuff True !
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