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by TrueBrit from DFW

Last Post 320 days, 6 hours Ago


A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... 

when behind him he hears:

Bump...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP..

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.


With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.


Bumping and clapping toward him.


The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!


Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

AND


 
The coffin stops
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cowboyswife58 read my blog view my photos
Oct 20, 2007 | 2:31 AM

LMAO!!!!

Infectious_Sense read my blog view my photos
Oct 20, 2007 | 5:44 AM

Oh - Now THAT is just WRONG!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Back2Nature read my blog view my photos
Oct 21, 2007 | 12:01 AM

HAHAHAHAHA That is just toooo funny TrueBrit!!

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