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The Dog...
Nov 18, 2007 | 1:59 AM
Category: Entertainment
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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom,  may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No,  because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.  

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little  girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the  block?

I asked Mom, but  she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring  Belle over here."

He took a rag,  soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise  the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only  go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few  minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"  

( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
The little girl said, "She  ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her  home.


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furbie read my blog view my photos
Nov 18, 2007 | 9:30 AM

Whoa boy, TB - hahahahahahaha

Good one !
ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
Nov 18, 2007 | 3:23 PM

BURSTS out laughing!
Back2Nature read my blog view my photos
Nov 18, 2007 | 11:12 PM

OH MY GOODNESS!! Hahahahaha Thats a great one TrueBrit!
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