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Ransom
Nov 27, 2007 | 5:45 PM
Category: Political
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold  up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.  We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?''About a gallon.'
I think I'll give two.
 
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alicek read my blog view my photos
Nov 27, 2007 | 6:00 PM

Wow, someone rolled down their window in Chicago traffic?
(tee hee!)
ProudAmerican read my blog view my photos
Nov 28, 2007 | 8:44 AM

LOL If they have any left over can you put it in my truck?
moankie82 read my blog
Nov 28, 2007 | 9:01 AM

I love it, but hey, you forgot Paula Poundstone. Remember, she adopted little girls and oh well you get the picture. I put her in that category also.
moankie82 read my blog
Nov 28, 2007 | 9:02 AM

Paula was a standup comediene like rosie. They had a lot in common.
UCantHandleThisTruth read my blog
Nov 28, 2007 | 9:57 AM

Paula "Pound"stone

good reference
moankie82 read my blog
Nov 28, 2007 | 10:05 AM

LOL UCant
moankie82 read my blog
Nov 28, 2007 | 10:05 AM

I wonder why the press killed that story so quickly?
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