Dec 16, 2007 | 1:58 AM
Category:
Entertainment
The Maid asked for a
raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do
you want an increase?"
Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons
why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maid: "The Master
said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a
better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook
than I?"
Maid: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maid: "My
third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset
now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maid: "No Madam, the gardener
did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!