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Aug 1, 2008 | 2:50 PM
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1.  A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's an impossible read.






2.  A 'Rock Hudson' - it looked straight, but wasn't.






3.  A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.






4.  A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.






5.  A 'John Kennedy Jr' - didn't make it over the water.






6.  A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.








7.  An 'O.J.  Simpson' - got away with it.








8.  A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.








9.  A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used a driver.








10.  A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.








11.  A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a bit too far to the right.








12.  A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far to the left.








13.  A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly but still working.








14.  A 'Teddy Kennedy' - goes in the water, but jumps out.
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hillsborohillbilly read my blog view my photos
Aug 1, 2008 | 7:28 PM

MFuker , this is the sports section and a place where people come to escape the political rants and raving of lunatics like you

go piss in your own backyard
acoolone read my blog view my photos
Aug 1, 2008 | 7:42 PM

someone give hills a warm glass of piss to drink, he is yearning for his mothers milk
TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 1, 2008 | 8:00 PM

That's hilarious acoolone. Thanks for the sports-related laugh.
TexanInfidel read my blog view my photos
Aug 1, 2008 | 8:00 PM

That's hilarious acoolone. Thanks for the sports-related laugh.
scottythecomic read my blog view my photos
Aug 2, 2008 | 7:34 AM

Hills, it's still funny.
leegrimsley read my blog view my photos
Aug 2, 2008 | 8:19 AM

funny and pretty well accurate

it's not like this is a REAL sports section

More like the cowboy newsletter
leegrimsley read my blog view my photos
Aug 2, 2008 | 8:21 AM

ACO

How about a Jerry Jones -- always misses the mark
scottythecomic read my blog view my photos
Aug 2, 2008 | 11:22 AM

I agree, Lee. I like the Cowboys myself, but wow, you'd think there was no other sport than football.

What about racing, the NHL and whatever?
Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
Aug 4, 2008 | 4:10 PM

These were great!!!
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