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by amvet from Burnet, Texas

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Post Turtle
Jun 6, 2008 | 6:02 AM
Category: Political
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
 
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
 
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."  Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
 
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
 
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
 
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb BLEEP put him up there in the first place!."
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unitqm read my blog view my photos
Jun 23, 2008 | 3:44 PM

I keep writing stuff down only to delete it a few moments later. Your joke makes me angry. That is about all I can say without being downright ugly. Soooo... here is one for you.

One night, after a televised debate, John McCain and Barack Obama ran into each other backstage.

"You know, John," said Obama, "out there in the debates you and I are damaging each other's reputation. Why don't we settle this contest like men? You and I will have our own private competition, and then whoever loses will endorse the other candidate."

"What type of competition do you have in mind?" asked McCain.

"A game of basketball," said Obama.

"No way," said McCain with a grin. "You're a foot taller than me -- it wouldn't be fair."

"O.K.," said Obama. "Then how about a foot race?"

"No, that's not fair either," said McCain. "I'm twenty years older than you, and I don't have much endurance left."

"Well what would you propose?" asked Obama.

"How about a speed-talking contest?" said McCain. "We'll both be given a speech, and whoever reads it fastest wins."

"No, that's not fair to me," said Obama. "I can only talk out of one side of my mouth."
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amvet

Retired volunteer disabled American veteran. Ordained Christian Minister. Great grand father, ex professional journalist, very opinionated. Independent, moderate voter. Hobbies are flying, sailing, riding my 30 plus year old 10 speed, and enjoying my 3 year old seal point Siamese cat, Oliver.

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