babysister138's Blog

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man  opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another seat. This  time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The man seemed more amused.  When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

 

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got  on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. 

 

 

She sat down under  a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

 

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce
the swelling,' and I had to smile.

 

 

Then she placed herself under a  deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. 

 

 

But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and  sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...

 

 

 I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

 

I'm upset, and I don't even drink much.

An american Icon has been taken over  by a Belgium Brewery.

Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Budweiser and Bud Light, has agreed to a takeover by a giant Belgian brewer, a union that creates a global beer leader and brings to an end one of the most iconic names in American business.

The board of directors of Anheuser-Busch Cos. Inc. on Sunday accepted a sweetened $52 billion takeover offer from Belgian brewer InBev SA, according to a joint press release.

A sad day...

I was born and raised in St.Louis,

Whatever will happen to the American Eagle  logo?

Will the Clydesdales be replaced  by Belgium Drafthorses?

> Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are
> interested in them?
> A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
>
> Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
> A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the
> basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
>
> Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is
> that true? Where can it be found?
> A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to
> Egypt.'
>
> Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
> A: Tell him you're pregnant.
>
> Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
> A: Take off your glasses.
>
> Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
> wrinkles on my face?
> A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
>
> Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
> A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
>
> Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
> memory storage?
> A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
>
> Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
> A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
>
> Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
> A: On their foreheads.
>
> Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they
> enter antique stores?
> A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

I love my country and the right we have to fly OUR flag...

The HOA telling the  homeowner to take down his flag, because he didn't ask permission  just infuriates me.

First of all I  dislike HOA's..why peple live where they have others telling them how to live, amazes me..don't their cities have codes, and people that check to see if they are enforced? Why the American flag is an issue anywhere, is beside me as well.

I hope the gentleman  holds to His rights.

Is anyone watching "America Got Talent"?

There was a dance group on last night, 22 kids from Texas  is what I heard, and the Choreographer is a guy named Justin.

He looks like the kid that lived down the street, from me  here in Mesquite.

Way back whe the kids were in school, He was helping the girls with cheer leading, and dance moves  for their drills.

I am hoping  this is the kid and his troop, theywere great, and set on to the semi finals in Vegas.

the house behnd me caught fire a couple hours ago.

the husband and wife escaped, the wife tried to go back in to save her dog and cats, she got burnt and got hysterical, because the house was engulfed, with the animals still inside.

She was taken to the hospital.

After she left the firemen were able to search the house and found her dog  alive!

They have lost everything,

They still don't know how the fire started.

I have no pictures as my phone doesn't take them and my camera is broken....

Mesquite Fire and police  did a great job.

A pregnancy boom at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts is shocking many, and it's not necessarily because teens didn't have access to birth control.

According to officials at the school, seventeen girls made a pact together to get pregnant at the same time and raise their kids together. 

School principal Joseph Sullivan told Time Magazine, who first broke the story, that he started noticing something suspicious when the pregnancy rate had rose more than four times the school's average. He also observed more girls visiting the school clinic to get pregnancy tests.

This just so infuriates me!

Seems to get pregnant is a wonderful thing with young girls. The movie "Juno" says it is ok.  All the pregnant, unmarried "so called Stars"

Where are these girls parents? None of these girls are over 16.

Why are girls alowed to go to regular school when pregnant? Why aren't thy sent to an alternative school? Apparently up there the girls get to go to school and have day care! Provided by the Taxpayers  of course.

The fathers are said to be in their 20's  are they going to be made to pay for all the expenses? Hospital bills. chil support?

What are they thinking?

 This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women  cope with     
the stress that builds during the day:                                    

   Breakfast                                              
                 
   1 grapefruit                                             
               
   1 slice whole wheat toast                                               
   1 cup skim milk                                                   
      

   Lunch                                                  
                 
   1 small portion lean, steamed chicken                                   
   1 cup spinach                                                
           
   1 cup herbal tea                                                    
    
   1 Hershey's kiss                                                   
    


   Afternoon Snack                                                  
       
   The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag                               
   1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips                      

   Dinner                                                 
                 
   4 glasses of wine (red or white)                                        
   2 loaves garlic bread                                                  
 
   1 family size supreme pizza                                             
   3 Snickers Bars                                                   
      

   Late Night Snack                                                  
      
   1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the Freezer)          

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

Tuesday, I received a call om my cell phone. A paramedic telling me they were taking my daughter to a certain hospital, in the middle of Mesquite.
My daughter is fine, she had an asthma attack, and passed out  and called 911 since everyone was at work.
I rushed to this certain hospital, and couldn't find a parking place anywhere near the emergency room entrance. seems people that were there just visiting, are allowed to use those parking places. The is no designating  for emergency parking only, and there are no security guards to keep any that aren't  out. the outside of the emergency entrance was also strewn with cigarette butts, and people lounging,  on the  walled planter type places instead of benches provided. One car in a parking place looked like the family was having a picnic.
I rushed inside,told the young guy at the desk that my daughter had just been broke in and i needed to get to where she was. He asked my name,  i spelled it  he typed some more and finally said, "You will have to wait 15 or 20 minutes"
Well to say the least, after watching a family of 6  walk back to the back, young kids and all. I wasn't very nice. I told the guy my daughter could possibly die in that amount of time, being she was having a severe asthma attack.(yes she had been taking her medications)
I get  back to her room, after a few choice words, they had taken her vital signs. that's it!  no oxygen  no nothing, the paramedic and 2 nurses? were conversing,
They didn't hear any wheezing, so she must not be having any asthma attack!
I told them, that she has seldom wheezed when having these episodes, that she usually coughed and coughed until she couldn't breathe. That not everyone did everything the same.
Anyway, her boyfriend(soon to be husband), was at the desk they told him he couldn't come back because i was there!
That's when she exploded!  Got up and told the nurse? she was leaving! Didn't see a Dr  anywhere.
This hospital was where i took my 6 yr old twin, that was turning  blue(pneumonia) The head Dr. there said he didn't have a pediatrician on call and what did I expect  him to do?3I took him to children's  where they  took him from my arms,didn't ask any questions, and treated him for a week.
Anyway, I told my daughter to get a card made saying if she  needed to be transported to take her anywhere but to the hospital in the middle of Mesquite!

There is other categorys  so i put this in news

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In
death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip
cookie wafting up the stairs.


He gathered his remaining strength and
lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way
out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs,
gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the
door frame,  gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would
have thought himself already in heaven.


There, spread out upon newspapers on the
kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip
cookies. 


Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of
heroic love from his  devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy
man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The
aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a  cookie at the edge of the
table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his
wife. 


'Stay out of those,' she said. 'They're
for the funeral.'

I was just listening about the church that lost their air conditioning  units again. This type of theft is getting way out of hand.
I also heard on the news, of a company, that makes a security system for air condition units. Any tampering with the system, and it sends a signal to the security people/ and or police. Any cut lines, sends a signal. Why isn't this company all over the news if this works?

I just spoke to my brother, a long haul truck driver, that lives in MO. He said he had heard on the news that there was investigation going on, looking into insider trader, and speculators, dealing with OIL, and price gouging.
He said that the investigation had started in Feb., and was made public yesterday. Since the investigation was made public, that the oil prices have started dropping.  Is this true?

                                                       
                                                       
                                                

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.


The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.


The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.


The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!


'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.


The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.


This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says : 'Here. Rub it.'


So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.


'I will grant you one wish.. Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!'


The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want A million bucks!'


A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.


Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they just keep coming, duck after duck after duck!


The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.'


'No s#@$!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?'

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
 JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
 HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me
. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
 COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
 AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
 JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
 AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
 DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
 PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
 MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
 DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told
. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
 BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
 ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra(c)#@&&^(C%..........reboot.
 ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
 COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Amazing  what is on TV, that I  miss when i am working. Having the flu and  nothing to do but flip channels! Wow!

I learned from Maury, Who's Your Baby's DADDY!!   After checking through who knows how many men.

I also know who's man/ or woman,  is Cheating!

Then there is always Jerry! I keep wondering where they find these crazy people, and how much do they pay them? Maybe I can find a good story!

If You are home sick, make sure you have Chicken soup and lots of liquids and lots of  blankies! And don't expect your grown children to  have sympathy, until they are  sick!