A man walks
into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the
counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the
bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9
inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls
out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches into the
bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the
piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a
beautiful Piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that?' says
the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper
bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the
bartender and says : 'Here. Rub it.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp,
and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before
him.
'I will grant you one wish.. Just one wish... each person is
only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited. Without
hesitating he says, 'I want A million bucks!'
A few moments later, a
duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then
another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they
just keep coming, duck after duck after duck!
The bartender turns to
the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a
million bucks, not a million Ducks.'
'No s#@$!!' says the man, 'do
you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?'
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willie
May 25, 2008 | 9:22 AM |
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Back2Nature
May 25, 2008 | 10:09 AM |
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I am considered a Senior, by A.A.R.P. Have traveled all over this country and lots of Europe. Raised 4 kids with no help from the Gov't. Love dogs and cats and horses, and all creatures, great and small I try to be nice to A/all Lived through the 50's and 60's, and survived. Give me a good book, and quiet music, and I am happy. mmeshell2@tx.rr.com
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