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Laughs from From AARP
Jul 8, 2008 | 5:24 PM
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> Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are
> interested in them?
> A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
>
> Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
> A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the
> basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
>
> Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is
> that true? Where can it be found?
> A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to
> Egypt.'
>
> Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
> A: Tell him you're pregnant.
>
> Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
> A: Take off your glasses.
>
> Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
> wrinkles on my face?
> A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
>
> Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
> A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
>
> Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
> memory storage?
> A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
>
> Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
> A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
>
> Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
> A: On their foreheads.
>
> Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they
> enter antique stores?
> A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
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I am considered a Senior, by A.A.R.P. Have traveled all over this country and lots of Europe. Raised 4 kids with no help from the Gov't. Love dogs and cats and horses, and all creatures, great and small I try to be nice to A/all Lived through the 50's and 60's, and survived. Give me a good book, and quiet music, and I am happy. mmeshell2@tx.rr.com

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