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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
Jul 19, 2008 | 10:21 PM
Category: Entertainment
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man  opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another seat. This  time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The man seemed more amused.  When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

 

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got  on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. 

 

 

She sat down under  a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

 

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce
the swelling,' and I had to smile.

 

 

Then she placed herself under a  deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. 

 

 

But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and  sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...

 

 

 I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

 

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Back2Nature read my blog view my photos
Jul 19, 2008 | 10:48 PM

HAHAHAHAHA That's a good one, Babysister! :)
Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2008 | 12:18 AM

Um, that was me **the accused**

I am very thankful the judge viewed it the way I did!
Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2008 | 12:18 AM

Um, that was me **the accused**

I am very thankful the judge viewed it the way I did!
Marks read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2008 | 12:22 AM

Sorry for the double-tap...I am mourning the passing of Budweiser...
babysister138 read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2008 | 12:32 PM

laughing at Marks
scottythecomic read my blog view my photos
Jul 20, 2008 | 5:47 PM

That's a good one!
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I am considered a Senior, by A.A.R.P. Have traveled all over this country and lots of Europe. Raised 4 kids with no help from the Gov't. Love dogs and cats and horses, and all creatures, great and small I try to be nice to A/all Lived through the 50's and 60's, and survived. Give me a good book, and quiet music, and I am happy. mmeshell2@tx.rr.com

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