May 16, 2008 | 06:58 AM PST
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MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A
NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house
answers,
'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Speaking.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones
at Saint Agnes
Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy
to
the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr.
Sanders arrived as well. We are
now uncertain which
one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way
the
results are not too good.'
'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks
nervously.
'Well, one of the specimens tested
positive for
Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We
can't tell which is which.'
'That's dreadful! Can you do the test
again?'
questioned Mrs. Sanders.
'Normally we can, but Medicare will
only pay for these
expensive tests one time.'
'Well, what am I supposed to do
now?'
'The folks at
Medicare recommend that you drop your
husband off somewhere in the middle of
town. If he
finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'
May 15, 2008 | 10:24 PM PST
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Does anybody know where I can buy an obama monkey shirt???? I will pay top dollar?
May 15, 2008 | 09:55 PM PST
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I am OH SO SICK of bible and pot-smoking blogs...smoke your pot, read your bible, and move on!!!!
Meantime, that Beneful plate looks Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy! (of course I haven't eaten YET......)
(well, I already know I will get beaten down for this, but hey.......it's all ok!)
May 15, 2008 | 09:17 PM PST
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I set out to my local department store just the other day to buy a new bra. Mine had reached their expiration date. You know, only one hook left, straps stretched to the max, fraying around the edges.
I can tell you there is no other feeling of comfort like a good bra. It might compare to finding a good pair of shoes. Not sure what else a man might compare it to unless jock straps are an issue.
I walk into the store and am totally blinded by the hundreds if not thousands of bras hanging on the racks. The problem I have is - how long am I going to have to be here just trying to find that right one? With all the breast implants nowadays one would think there would be a bra with less padding and more support and comfort. I have NOT had breast implants - let's just say that the good lord was kind to me and I never had to go under the knife. So, back to the real problem - what will suffice for my girls? It seems when I find a bra that works and go back to buy more they no longer make that model. What's with that? I don't want a bra that has "stuffing" in it that will make me appear like I've placed the blades of a B-52 bomber or a Black and Decker drill under my blouse. I don't want spagetti straps that will pop and land my girls on my knees either. And lace that itches and scratches the hair out from under my arms is not a pleasant thing. Oh, and don't forget the underwires that seem to make their way up to my chin while engaged in serious conversation.
So, here I am hoping that the large safety pin I threw into my purse will not have to be retrieved for an emergency repair.
Has anyone else faced this dilema?
May 15, 2008 | 09:06 PM PST
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ARE THERE ANY OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE AS SICK OF AMERICAN IDOL AS I AM (SORRY FOX LOVE YOU OTHERWISE)EVERY SEASON IS AS BORING AS THE PREVIOUS ONE, YET THEY KEEP ON REPEATING IT EVERY YEAR. PLEASE PLEASE LETS HAVE SOMETHING ENTERTAINING TO WATCH
May 15, 2008 | 03:50 PM PST
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I'm wondering if it is possible to transfer or give the "Judge Judy" show to a cable network.? I have heard from a lot of viewers that are quite upset with the interruptions of this program. "Judge Judy" has qite a large "Fan Base". This might be an injustice to pre-empt her 4:00 P.M. showings or telecastings. Is their anyone else out there that agrees with this.
May 15, 2008 | 12:17 PM PST
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The verdict is in -- we're guilty of fear mongering and turning a blind eye to blind justice, and common sense. The evidence? Three pervasive little words: "Do Not Attempt."
They're the must-have legal lingo of the litigious age. I see them every day in TV land, especially in commercials.
Exhibit A: The Quiznos sub commercials featuring various individuals eating $5 bills. The tag line is "If you’re going to eat $5, shouldn’t you get your money's worth?" Like clockwork, as the ravenous diner stuffs the fin spot into his or her gullet, the tried and true "do not attempt" fades in at the bottom of the screen.
Exhibit B: The Burger King commercials hocking a new sandwich you simply can’t wait to devour. To illustrate the point, one ad shows a man at the drive through plowing into the car in front of him, pushing it past the drive through window so he can place his urgent order for the beloved burger. You know what's at the bottom of the screen below the action.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you. Doesn’t this meet the legal definition of insanity? Getting sued sucks. It can cost time and money. But doesn’t the likely outcome of would-be frivolous lawsuits factor in at all?
Let's say I down a $5 bill. It gets lodged in my throat and requires surgical removal, causing pain and, of course, "emotional distress." I sue Quiznos and the case actually makes it to the courtroom. My testimony goes something like, "I was really hungry, had no food at home and that's when I saw the commercial, your honor. I never thought about satiating my appetite with currency -- never even knew it was possible -- until Quiznos suggested it was."
Could the judge, would the judge, actually rule in my favor? Even if he did, isn’t it likely the case would be thrown out on appeal?
My point, jury people, is that a few brave corporations should take a stand -- throw that ridiculous legal disclaimer out the window and take on any resulting lawsuits. Doing so might stem the tide of idiocy and make common sense the rule of the land. Case dismissed.
May 15, 2008 | 11:31 AM PST
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I've been trying for years to work out the logistics of a story on Texas Buffalo Soldiers -- the freed slaves who enlisted in the U.S. Army after the Civil War and helped win the West. Most of their events are on weekends when I'm unable to get time or a photographer. But, Wednesday it all came together at Lake Arrowhead State Park near Wichita Falls, where the park staff puts on an annual living history event. Photographer Rick Smith and I shot the fixin's for a Lone Star Adventure that will air two Sundays from now in the 9pm news.
Rosieleetta Reed Portraying Buffalo Soldier
In the process of shooting the story we got a chance to meet a remarkable woman named Rosieleetta Reed. She's been a student of Buffalo Soldiers since she was a school girl. Lee (as she's known to friends and family) is an operating room nurse from Venus, Texas who volunteers with Texas Buffalo Soldiers and portrays the only known female Buffalo Soldier - Cathy Williams. Williams was a freed slave who'd worked as a cook for the Union Army and after the war ended posed as a man, changed her name to William Cathey and served for two years along side the men. Lee has done a lot of research on Cathy Williams (she has copies of her military records and a drawing made by a newspaper man in the 1880s) and loves to share the fascinating story with others.
Luis Padilla and Selton Williams
The Texas Buffalo Soldiers program is run by a handfull of state employees with Texas Parks & Wildlife but it's the 200+ volunteers who really bring the history to life and they are always looking for more people to get involved.. Here's a link if you are interested: http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/learning/community_outreac
h_programs/buffalo_soldiers/

I wanted to share one other picture with you that Rick took with his still camera -- a couple of black-tailed prairie dogs we encountered in the park. Lake Arrowhead is just south of Wichita Falls. We're told it's an excellent fishing lake. And, it has one of the furthest east prairie dog towns in the US.

Lynn Salmon runs the place and we found him to be a great host. He tells us the crappie are biting and a 66 pound blue catfish was recently hauled out -- a new lake record. Fishermen may want to put this Lake Arrowhead on the list.
Rich
May 15, 2008 | 08:56 AM PST
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/05/15/cat.personalit
y.test.ap/index.html
This is great! Being of a feline persuasion this is overdue! Cats are a breed apart [no pun intended] and with their complex personalities [more so than dogs - and don't say it, i have a dog as well] it bodes well to match by personality rather than what they are looks wise. All cats are cute as kittens - but sometimes what they grow into isn't as cutesy. My two are complete opposites: Adso is a thrill killer and not a 'feely' cat unless he thinks you deserve his love and divine attention [usually when he wants bonkies]. But then he lived the first months of his life fending for himself in the parking garage at work before I spent those same months taming him and bringing him home. He tolerates Reno [the dog] but there is no love lost. But he watches out over Adair when they go outside - so Big bro when it comes to her. Adair is a total love machine and mischevious. I get in bed she will come running in and cuddle on my shoulder or neck, and drool [ew]. But she will even cuddle with Reno, within reason. She idolizes Adso and knows she is not allowed out unless he goes too. She will try to snag you going down the stairs thru the banister and has NO problems playing 'trip the two-legs' down the stairs at 4am before you have coffee.
So your cats - how are they personality wise?
May 15, 2008 | 06:45 AM PST
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Does anyone remember when waterbeds use to be a popular thing? I never bought one, but I came close several times while trying them out. Some I remember, you could lay on and really feel the waves and also come a little close to feeling kind of woozy. Some were not too bad and had a little bit of firmness to them. Those were the ones I liked. Some also had heaters to help keep the water in the bed warm. A few times I came across baby beds that came with a waterbed in them. I knew some people who had bought waterbeds and later regretted it. They complained about it making them feel achey and sore. Not to mention always getting small leaks in them once in a while. As bad as I felt for them, it made me glad that I never gave in to the temptation of buying one. Give me a regular bed any day. If I want to be in the water, I can always go to a swimming pool or the lake! (hahaha) Did any of you buy a waterbed and later regret it, or did you always enjoy having one? If you did buy one, do you still have it and possible still use it? Some people just got rid of the waterbed matress and kept the frame and put a regular matress inside. What's your waterbed story?
May 15, 2008 | 06:26 AM PST
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http://sneakmove.com/2008/02/everlasts-letters-hom
e-from-garden-of.html
This song is by Everlast and is written in the perspective of a soldier in Iraq. It tells of the soldier who does what he's there to do but is unsure of the rightness of the cause.
God bless all our soldiers...keep them safe.
May 15, 2008 | 05:45 AM PST
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Some minor setbacks in the "I_S" household....
Hubby blew out some of his internal stitches.... even though he has a HIRED HELPER AT WORK *cough* *cough* .... he couldn't bring himself to ask for help lifting this ONE piece of aluminum.... I will never EVER understand men and that "I'm an unbreakable bad-(_|_)" mentality they can get. Never. Are the words, "I need help" REALLY that difficult for men? Really?
And..... seems I have caught ted's ....... disease in my absence.... don't know what that is about.
That on top of I am in the middle of a 4-day stretch at work - yippee for overtime (I hope the sarcasm is visibly dripping from that comment the way it was intended).
Anyway - just wanted to pop in and update. I didn't go anywhere.... just over here trying to (and failing, obviously) get things back to somewhat normal on my home-front.
Y'all have a great rest of the week and weekend!!
May 14, 2008 | 11:42 PM PST
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Ask me
what my favorite movie of all time is, and the answer is, hands down,
anything Indiana Jones. And in just a short few days, I, along with
many other young men and women across the United States, am going to
make my way out to the nearest movie theater to see the "adventure
continue," as the movie's marketing suggests.
Admittedly, if you
sit me down with all three movies, a bucket of popcorn in one hand, a
Dr. Pepper in another, and a girl wrapped up somewhere in
between--that, in my mind--is probably the ultimate example of the best
date ever. Now show me the woman that would enjoy sitting down with me
to watch all 6-odd hours of Indy, and I'll show you the ring I would
use to ask her to be my wife.
But what is it about Indiana
Jones that is so fascinating? His bull-whip? His hat? His brown leather
jacket? For the women, his rugged good looks? Or maybe it's not Indiana
Jones at all ... maybe it's merely the allure of the adventure. But try
inserting any other fictional character into the scene and it doesn't
quite work as well without him. To take it even further, try inserting
any other actor as the role of Indy and anyone other than Harrison Ford
doesn't quite work, either. Can you imagine George Clooney fighting
Nazi's or falling into a pit of snakes? Or Mel Gibson attempting the
dry humor in Jone's often sarcastic dialogue?
Perhaps our
capitvation is forever entombed in the adventure and mystery of the
unknown. For those short couple of hours Indiana spends getting chased
and shot at while looking for rare artifacts, those aren't just his
adventures, we share in them also.
In our cyber-world of
Google and Wikipedia, the answers to all life's problems are literally
at our finger-tips. Just like a good girlfriend gone bad, life seems to
have lost its "chase." What little mystery is left in the universe
awaits discovery by scientists or astronauts with years of credentials
under their belts. Sure, Jone's is a doctor and experienced
archaelogist, but he needs little more than a few simple tools, a bit
of tenacity, and a passion for discovery.
While the Web site says the adventure continues; I ask, does it have to end at all?
May 14, 2008 | 01:09 PM PST
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School -- 1957 vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes
quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun
rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,
goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 -
School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees
his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and
teachers.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a
fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and
Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called,
SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both
expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class,
disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a
good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not
disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of
Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state
because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his
neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957
- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is
arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State
psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and
their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with
psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some
aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on
the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from
school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: A foreign student fails high school
English.
1957 - He goes to summer school, passes English, goes to
college.
2007 – His cause is taken up by state. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for
graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school
system and his English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. He is given
a diploma anyway.
Scenario: Johnny
takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model
airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants
die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny
charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from
home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is
never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during
recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs
him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and
goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual
predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes
5 years of therapy.
May 14, 2008 | 11:29 AM PST
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This crap isnt going to end till August...
BLEEP!!!
-POV
May 14, 2008 | 10:28 AM PST
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The next big polo event in Dallas area, after Polo on the lawn, is the governors Cup. Long played in houston, it was awarded to Stonebriar Polo club in oak Point Texas this year! At this years finals on June 7th the Ladies Polo Auxilairy will be hosting a fundraiser fro Polo Training Foundation. www.polotrainingfoundation.org for info on the great things they do. $75 payable to PTF mailed to LPA 25 Highland Park village suite 100-237 Dallas TX 75205 gets you in a field side tent for the polo match with dinner, drinks by 10 Cane Rum and Barefoot wines, an exclusive git bag and live music by Yancey Stevens and the City Slickers. not a bad deal! The weather is fine, come and join us!
Gates open at 5:00.
email dena@henrysmiller.com for questions go to www.oakpointpolo.com for directions to Stonebriar Polo Club.
Without the VIP treatment cost is $20 per car-tailgate,byob and picnic!
May 14, 2008 | 08:48 AM PST
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I know this may be a shocker, but Bill O'Reilly can have quite the temper. Here's a video of him blowing up about not understanding what's on the teleprompter. Warning he does drop the "F-bomb"
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815558
Also, here's Sue Simmons of CNBC channel 4 news dropping the 'ol "F-bomb" at the director during a tease.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815716
May 14, 2008 | 08:35 AM PST
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Please buy your ticket today to attend the 30-year reunion.
Reunion to be held on June 14, 2008 from 7:00 p.m. to 12 midnight at the Fort Worth Convention Center.
Go to: http://www.trinityclassof78reunion.com for party details and to purchase your ticket.
Linda Waddle Branton
May 14, 2008 | 08:18 AM PST
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Swiss government says Euro 2008 fans can have their chips
BERNE, Switzerland (Reuters) - The Swiss government has agreed to ease restrictions on the importation of potatoes following fears that Euro 2008 football fans could face a shortage of French fries next month.
A spokesman for the country's department of agriculture told national radio on Wednesday that the government would allow an additional 5,000 tonnes of potatoes to be brought in.
The decision follows a request by Swiss potato industry association Swisspatat who warned that supplies were already running low in the buildup to the June tournament.
The association has estimated that 3,000 additional tonnes will be needed to make chips for foreign supporters, with the remaining 2,000 used for other forms of potato.
Switzerland has already been fretting over dwindling supplies of its beloved 'cervelat' sausage following a European Union ban on the Brazilian cows' intestines traditionally used to encase the meat.
Economics minister Doris Leuthard, who is also responsible for agriculture, told the national parliament in March there were enough cervelats in reserve to last at least through Euro 2008.
The tournament runs from June 7 to 29 and will be co-hosted by Switzerland and neighbouring Austria.
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Whew! Glad they got that settled! Wouldn't be football without chips and sausage! So happy they have cervelats in reserve! But this puzzles me: '"with the remaining 2,000 used for other forms of potato'" So like what other forms of potato? Does potato have other forms other than a tuber? Like maybe star form? Or perhaps little cute animal form? Ah..I love it when things are lost in translation. 'I'd like potato please' 'What form?' 'Ummmm Liger please!'
May 14, 2008 | 07:59 AM PST
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I have somehow managed to escape all the Tupperware parties, Make -Up Parties, have attended a few Jewelry Parties and many Lingerie Parties (although they are fun).. however, I have just received my first invitation to a Tomboy Tool party. Now those of you who know me, know, I am about as handy Lucy Ricardo and my husband, who has quite a collection of tools, is just that... a collector because any time we need ANYTHING fixed, he calls a repair man because Dagwood doesn't like to get his hands dirty. I will probably go to the party and will probably buy something as part of the proceeds go to breast cancer awareness (plus the stuff is a pretty pink) but I need need a set of tools as much as a fat girl needs a thong bikini.