Whatever you want to call it.

"Truth hurts? The whole country is laughing at Palin except for devoted Republican brainwashed victims."

....... and massive numbers of Americans are laughing histerically at the fear that has overtaken the Democratic party - an overpowering fear that has consumed liberals with the obvious Palin Derangement Syndrome and the constant need to recite unsubstantiated rhetoric.

Democrats are simply terrified of a simple "hockey mom" - a woman that Democrats simply refer to as being of no consequence, holding no substance, and lacking any and all political experience. So what can Democrats do against a terrifying hockey mom? A better question would be to ask why Democrats are forming an all out assault against Palin - if you don't realize why Democrats are afraid of her go ahead and hit yourself in the head with a hammer (preferably the clawed end of the hammer). For the sake of fun though, how dangerous is this former news broadcaster? Although Palin is obviously a "sinister creature" (ask any liberal and they'll support this claim), beating Palin is becoming much more difficult than previously expected. Unfortunately for the Dems, Palin doesn't have Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, or a wacky spouse spitting angry verbage of hate for this nation followed by sudden patriotism and happiness "for the first time in my life." For Democrats, the sure bet to combat Palin is to create a new Sarah Palin with clever literature that targets the ignorant and can be easily reproduced by bloggers across the nation. One of the funniest liberal accusations against Palin is that she is a space alien, which is actually an old liberal ploy tactic used by libs against President Bush in an article that actually made the pages of National Enquirer level tabloid news a couple years ago. Liberals are hillarious to listen to, but the only problem seems to be is that they are not trying to be funny and claim to be revealing fact - "fact" that can rarely be corroborated and is easy to refute.

Perhaps liberals are correct and Palin is an alien whom also walks with dinosaurs and destroys fields of caribou with a single shot of her Illudium PU-36 Space Modulator that she obviously bought from Marvin the Martian. Liberals would probably be willling to let all of this slide - the ACLU would obviously defend Palin the Alien as readily as they seek to protect the everday, garden-variety Islamic terrorist, but liberals are now citing Palin for the ultimate in contempt against this new nation - Sarah Palin is a Christian (gasp!) and liberals just cannot stand it! Remember of course that Barack Obama is also a "Christian," yet this is not dangerous in the eyes of liberals because Obama is a Christian simply for the sake of political expediency. Obama wouldn't win state and national Senate races as a devout atheist, therefore he is a campaigning Christian operating within a belief system which does not threaten the political aspirations to support abortions, embryonic stem cell experiments, and gay marriage. Liberals view Palin as inherantly dangerous because she worships the Lord for the sake of her soul, unlike Obama's skewed public faith that Democrats will make him a President at any cost.

In an election year that certainly favors Democrats, and would lead Americans to believe that a landslide Obama victory is certainly attainable, the effects of liberal idiocy is slowly strangling the Obama campaign. The hillarious stories of Palin and her dinosaur friends are funny, but the stories that debunk the liberal hyperbole causes the Democratic party to invariably lose credibility - bad news for Obama voters whom prefer to not shoot themselves in the foot... The ignorant masses of seemingly godless Democrats making absurd references to Palin for blessings she received from a Kenyan pastor may pale in comparison to Obama's Islamic upbringing in Indonesia, but remember that Palin is a "hockey mom" and should never be trusted. Democrats don't care where the stories about Palin originate from, they just repeat the stories for the sake of protecting Barack Obama's lead in the polls.  

While any defense of Palin is automatically discarded as a right-wing spin, an interesting comment left by a blogger in talkleft.com makes a clear point that being a Democrat voter is becoming increasingly embarrassing:

"I want to say again; I am a Democrat and will be voting for the Democrats this Nov. I don't think we do anyone any favors by rebroadcasting every unthinking accusation against this woman. As the charges, one by one are debunked, we run the risk of becoming caricatures of panicked Democrats and "the boy that cried wolf" syndrome will render us irrelevant by the public. The issue doesn't have to be Obama/Biden All Good....McCain/Palen All Bad. We would be much better off, and gain stature among real feminists, if we acknowledge this woman's real accomplishments and be satisfied with the position "but Obama/Biden are way better for the country than the other guys."