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The End Is Near!
Nov 29, 2006 | 12:04 PM
Category: Weather
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THE END IS NEAR!!! PANIC ENSUED IN THE STREETS AS NORTH TEXANS READIED FOR THE ARTCIC BLAST. MANY RUSHED TO STORES TO BUY INSULATION FOR OUTDOOR PIPES. SOME STOCKPILED FOOD LIKE CHIPMUNKS. MANY WILL ENTER HIBERNATION IN THEIR DWELLINGS, COVERED BY BLANKETS AND FUZZY SLIPPERS.

MANY WILL BRAVE THE WET ICY ROADS, WHERE IT WILL LOOK LIKE A TEXAS ICE-CAPADES SHOW. IT WILL BE A SPECTACULAR SIGHT TO SEE.

WILL TEXANS SEE THE SUNSHINE AGAIN? WHEN THEY EMERGE FROM THEIR DENS, AND THE SUN IS SHINING, MANY A RETINA WILL BE BURNED FROM THE BRIGHT BRIGHT SUN.

I HEAR MARIA SAYING WE WILL INDEED GET SNOW. AN VERY UNUSUAL SITE TO BEHOLD. ALL THAT WHITE COLD STUFF. REMEMBER FOLKS, DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW. MANY CHILDREN WILL AMASS IN FRONT YARDS BUILDING LITTLE PEOPLE CALLED SNOWMEN. MANY WILL GO SLEDDING FROM THE BACKS OF PICK-UP TRUCKS. ONLY A TEXAN CAN INVENT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

THE END IS NEAR FOLKS, BUNDLE UP, BE WARM AND BE SAFE!

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Infectious_Sense read my blog view my photos
Nov 29, 2006 | 1:02 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for the head's up!

And - "Ice-Capades" is SO fitting!

We cannot drive in ice down here.

Seems to be some kind of impairment or something.
GratefulGrace read my blog view my photos
Nov 29, 2006 | 5:59 PM

LOL! It's here in Denton, we sat out front and watched the wind change, it was pretty wild watching it shift.
TxShelbyTx read my blog view my photos
Nov 29, 2006 | 6:32 PM

ROFL!! That is 2 funny!! Thanks for the laugh!

I was one of those chipmonks yesterday! I had a feeling it would get crazy in the stores today.

I just got back from the gym. My car read the temp at 74 degrees when I arrived at 5:30-ish. When I pulled into the drive about 10 minutes ago, the car read 63.

It's falling folks! Brace yourself!
junecleaver read my blog view my photos
Nov 29, 2006 | 8:39 PM

We really ought to sell tickets to a freeze down here. Northerners would pay & maybe we could raise enough revenue to fix streets, etc.
Teddybear47 read my blog view my photos
Nov 29, 2006 | 11:16 PM

We'll be up EARLY tomorrow watching all the fun on the highways as they slip and slide, slip and slide, crash, bump,etc all over Dallas
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I am a married SAHM (Stay-At-Home-Mom)...have
been for 5-6 years. We've been in Allen a few years and Plano before that. I was not born and raised in Texs, but here is where I call home. I like it here :-)

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