If you haven’t seen or read Glenn Beck’s commentary : Drive naked, save America,
It’s a must read ! So funny, and so true !
Isn’t it strange, that during an election year : all politicians, have all the answers, to all our problems -
then forget all the answers, as soon as they in office ?????
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/07/be
ck.energy/index.html
Here’s the readable site :
Tremayne Durham, 33, of New York City, admitted last month that he fatally shot Adam Calbreath, 39, of Gresham, in June 2006. Durham wanted to sell ice cream and ordered an $18,000 truck from an Oregon company. He later changed his mind, but the company wouldn't provide a refund.
The would-be ice cream man came to Oregon and killed Calbreath, a former employee of the company, while looking for its owner, authorities said.
Durham agreed to plead guilty to murder -- but only if he could get a break from jail food. The judge agreed and granted Durham a feast of KFC chicken, Popeye's chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream.
After Wednesday's sentencing, Durham was to get the rest of the deal -- calzones, lasagna, pizza and ice cream, his defense attorney confirmed. They will pay the tab.
Durham also got married Wednesday in a civil ceremony at the Portland courthouse. The wedding to Vanessa Davis, 48, also of New York City, was not part of the plea deal that will give Durham a chance for parole after 30 years.
Now there's a woman that wanted to get married - REAL BAD !
"Honeymoon in cell block one !"
I can't figure if it's the life forms from Mars that they've been searching for that are walking amoung us, or the Global Warming that's causing people to act this stupid !
One things for certain : These aren't HUMAN life forms !
Pass the drumbsticks !
MIAMI, Florida -- Fifty-six government employees -- including a police officer, a felony court clerk, two corrections officers and 27 school bus drivers and attendants -- were arrested in a scam that used health insurance information to fraudulently obtain prescriptions for the painkiller OxyContin, authorities said Wednesday
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Those arrested as "recruiters" in the alleged OxyContin scam, according to Miami-Dade authorities.
Sixty-two people were arrested in total and all face charges including racketeering, conspiracy to commit racketeering and grand theft, according to the Miami-Dade state attorney's office.
Authorities estimate 130 medically unnecessary prescriptions for OxyContin -- more than 12,000 tablets -- were presented to pharmacies. The drugs have an estimated street value of $400,000, prosecutors said.
OxyContin is a popular painkiller, delivering an instant "high" when it is crushed or dissolved and ingested.
This drug is used medically to help ease addicts away from harsher drugs.
Among those arrested, according to authorities, were:
• 17 Miami-Dade County Public Schools bus drivers
• 10 Miami-Dade County Public Schools bus attendants
• Six city of Miami Department of Solid Waste employees
• Five Miami-Dade County Public Schools security officers
• Three Miami-Dade County Public Schools custodians
• Two Miami-Dade County Corrections and Rehabilitation corrections officers
• Two Miami-Dade County Public Schools teacher assistants
• Two Miami-Dade County Transit bus drivers
• One city of Hialeah police officer
• One city of Miami crane operator
• One Miami-Dade County Circuit Court felony clerk
• One Helen B. Bentley Family Health Center driver
• One Miami-Dade County Human Services data entry specialist
• One Miami-Dade County Human Services employee (other)
• One Miami-Dade County General Services Administration employee
• One Department of Children and Families employee
• One former employee of Family Christian Services
"and a partridge in a pear tree" !
Who can you trust anymore ?
Our Federal nit-wits have come up with a new plan that will surely send illegals running to get back across the borders !
Rather than risk getting caught, turn yourselves in.
That's the latest government strategy in its ongoing effort to dramatically reduce the nation's ballooning population of illegal immigrants.
Called the "Operation Scheduled Departure" , it will give illegals time to get their things in order, and go dancing back to whichever country they came from !
I'm sure they will be lined up for miles to get in on this action. I'm sure the illegal Mexicans here will be turning themselves in by the millions !
Lines form at the ICE Office (or Home Depot) nearest you !
Free Tacos to the first two million ! Bring your own peppers !
A guy in Jacksonville, Florida orders a Spicy Italian Sandwich (with the works), from a local Subway -
when he gets home, he notices that there is no mustard or mayo on it :
he calls 911 !
Not once, but twice !
The cops come and arrest him :
he tells them that they can just throw the darn sandwich away ! DUH .
Do they serve mayo or mustard on bread in jail these days ?
DUMB -DE-DUMB-DUMB !
