Why in the world would anyone chase after a hat, on a roller coaster track ?
I always thought a track meant there was some type of train using it.
Of course, it was in California !
Didn't know those dudes wore hats - sure hope it wasn't a cowboy hat from one of our Texans.
Naw - they wouldn't have climbed that fence, they would have sent in a professional fence climber from Mexico !
Michael Moore will be on the Larry King Live Show tonight, to bash away at the Republican party.
Be sure to watch it, so you can tell your children the reason why it's so harmful to be obese and brain dead !
Armed Man in Wheelchair Steals Condoms, Energy Drinks !
Now there's a criminal with a plan ! Talk about ego !
That dude in Dallas is ready for anything - armed with a knife and a baseball bat & carrying condoms and energy drinks :
Watch out Dallas ! No woman is safe , not so sure about the men either !
Hope he doesn't show up at the convention in St.Paul tonight -
he might bring down the house !
Two priests were talking about the improvements made at their church :
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, 'You had a
good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater
seats.
It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first
now.
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, 'And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir.
Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony.'
'Thank you, Father,' answered the young priest. 'I am pleased that you
are open to the new ideas of youth.'
'All of these ideas have been well and good,' said the elderly priest,
'But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.'
'But Father,' protested the young priest, 'my confessions and the
donations have nearly doubled since I began that!'
'Yes,' replied the elderly priest, 'and I appreciate that...
But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof.'
