General Motors to buy out Chrysler Corp. -
Two bailouts for the price of one !

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MICHAEL P. FARRELL/TIMES UNION -- Sand Lake , New York -- 10/10/2008 -- A General Election absentee ballot from Rensselaer County misspelling the name of Democratic candidate Barack Obama.
This got by three rounds of Proof Readers !
It is NOT :
The Stock Market Crash ( I lost my 401 K - long ago )
The Housing Mismanagement & Collapse
( it was doomed when they financed people with worse credit than mine )
Banks Going Broke ( they spent all the money, building near every McDonalds )
High Gas Prices ( I shouldn't be allowed to drive at my age anyway )
Insurance Companies Partying With Investors Money
( they just got caught, this time )
The Presidential Cam'pain' Lies ( don't listen to their hoopla anymore )
Not Even The Hate Blogs On This Site ( although there are many )
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what's burning my butt IS :
A Flame About Three Feet Tall - SEND WATER !
Before the collapse of the housing market and the banks, there was not a person around that was smart enough to know what was happening -
Now, everyone on the news knows how we got into this mess,
and how to get out of it !