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Parents, you should really love this.

                           WHY PARENTS DRINK

            A mother passing by heer son's bedroom was astonished to see his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.  Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to Mom. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

        Dear Mom:

                         It is with great regret that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with and and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all of her ear piercings, tattoos, tight motercycle clothes, and the fact that she is much older than I am.

                        But she's not only the passion of my life Mom, she is pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share the dream of having many more children.

                        Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We will be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find acure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She really deserves it.

                        Don't worry, Mom. I'm 15 qnd know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

      Love,

              Your Son Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. Ijust wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

         I love you.......Call me when it's safe to come home.

I don't know about everyone else but I'm psyched up about this year's TV lineup. "Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles premiered last night. So far the plot doesn't seem to deep which can be a good thing; another "Lost" isn't neccessary. A ton of action, maybe more than 24. The action seems to be done in a timely manner, enthralling anyone and brings you to the edge od your seat. I'll be watching this one as long as it's on.

Now for "American Idol", the greatest show on earth (except for football). This show has shown the longevity and sucess in finding talent that validates as the best talent search ever. Love seeing the goofy people, thye make you laugh to were you have a heart attack. Just a great all around show and I'm watching it.

Finally, "Comanche Moon". Most westerns are great movies but rarely have we seen a tv series with the theme. Classic story of the conflict between western pioneers and Indians along with a little intrigue combine to make a classic. My personal feeling is this show's going to get good.

I'd like to hear everyone else chime in on their favorite shows.