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Well, tax day is about over, so now some of us (who let the gubment) take our money for a year or so, can "reap" the benefits!  Actually, I am so bad at saving money that I choose to "invest" it so that my savings comes to fruition in April. 

I DO uderstand the "smart people" that invest it on their own, and then pay, wish I could do that!  Hell, I can't save enough for a fruitcake at Christmas. 

So, I figure I will get $900 back.  AND...well check this out....... I get mine on May 2nd!!!

It will go for my professional license, car and that license thingy and tags, and then, one tank of gas.   So what ya all gonna do with yours???

Economic stimulus payments will be issued according to the last two-digits of the main filer's Social Security number. People who use direct deposit also will be among the first to receive the payments starting May 2. Paper checks will be put in the mail starting May 16.

DIRECT DEPOSIT

 

Last two SSN digits: Payment will be transmitted:  00 through 20  May 2  21 through 75  May 9  76 through 99  May 16

      PAPER CHECK

 

 Last two SSN digits:  Payments will be mailed by:  00 through 09  May 16  10 through 18  May 23

 19 through 25

 May 30  26 through 38  June 6  39 through 51  June 13  52 through 63  June 20  64 through 75  June 27  76 through 87  July 4  88 through 99  July 11

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

People who file a return after April 15 will receive their economic stimulus payment, but probably about two weeks later than the schedule shows. A return must be filed by October 15 in order to receive a stimulus payment this year. See the online calculator for an estimate of the amount you will receive. 

A small percentage of tax returns will require additional time to process and to compute a stimulus payment amount. For these returns, stimulus payments may not be issued in accordance with the schedule above, even if the tax return was processed by April 15.

Related Item: IR-2008-44, IRS Announces Economic Stimulus Payment Schedules, Provides Online Payment Calculator

Return to Economic Stimulus Payment Information Center

 

Enquiring minds want to know!!

(And if ya didn't file and made more than $3000.00, please contact me so I can file FOR you)  (Illegals need not apply for anything, not even a cheese card :( )

 

 

 

 

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illusions read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 9:18 PM

BTW, supper tonight...............

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illusions read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 9:19 PM

night night all!

furbie read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 9:50 PM

And if you didn't make $3000.00 last year, you're probably already dead and won't need the money ! LOL

Darn U, ILL- U no me's can't have beef !
YUM-YUM , if eyes could eat !

illusions read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 10:02 PM

or smokin a crackpipe on LBJ while trying to get laid on a 2 by 4 at White Rock Lake......................

Sorry fur, lemme serve you some tuna fish on bread with a bit of tarter sauce from.........er, Costa Rica. :)

illusions read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 10:13 PM

I hope ya know I am messin with ya furbs...I like you and the mrs.

illusions read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 10:16 PM

and if they didn't make $3000.00 last year, it probably means you were climbing on buildings stealing copper and pretending to be impotent. Erm, Important.


Can we continue this when I get s'more wings from Pizza Hut?

Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 12:44 AM

Furbie there is no way in hell I believe that you can't eat beef. That is UNamerican. I have never heard of that before.

Ill you supper looked a lot better than the hot dog I got at Race Trace and only ate half the meat but Bella sure did enjoy the rest.

I have a question. I filed and did the direct deposit on my taxes. Does this mean my check will automatically be direct deposited as well?

Now you guys got me hungry. I haven't been eating. Ill you never did beam me that plate of food the other night.

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Although Bella and I would prefer the
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Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 12:48 AM

Guess I will go hungry again tonight.

I did take care of the rest of the babies of course. They want for nothing.

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Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 12:50 AM

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furbie read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 8:27 AM

Bella, now for : the rest of the story !

That's only half my living nightmare, not being able to eat beef, I'm also allergic to milk.
You know how many things are made with milk ? That artificial crap is worthless too !

Don't you dare post a banana split or milk shake either. I'll have to come through the computer line and haunt you ! LOL

Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 9:12 AM

You poor thing. How about cream. I couldn't live without fettucine alfredo. I bet you don't go to many dinner parties.

Come one big boy, get me!!!
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furbie read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 9:47 AM

Choke - choke, now you've done it ! LOL

Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 10:22 AM

Poor furbie.

Hey don't have a

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furbie read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 10:28 AM

hahahaha Oops, I think I dated her once !

Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 10:38 AM

Oh my. Does Mrs. Furbie know about this????

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illusions read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 11:17 AM

Yes, it will be automatically deposited if you had your refund auto-deposited. Damn furbie, sucks to be you!!! (re: the food issues)

furbie read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 11:18 AM

Of course, Bella - I'm as honest as a politician - hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bellafisk read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 11:47 AM

Yea right.

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furbie read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 12:03 PM

hahahaha love it, Bella ! LMBO

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illusions

Originally from "way up North", I moved to Dallas about 2 1/2 years ago. I have discovered that where I am from and Dallas are completely different in regards to values, work ethics, and general way of life. That's all I will say for now, as to not *piss off* the masses! Perhaps I will get to that in a blog eventually, or, perhaps not. Oh, and as you'll see, I usually have an opinion on everything...............
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