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(censored) Office Sex
Apr 19, 2008 | 1:32 PM
Category: Entertainment
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office...but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll
give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.'

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy
friend...so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really
fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all
quarters!
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furbie read my blog view my photos
Apr 19, 2008 | 4:59 PM

NOW, she's a two-bit girl ! YO -HOO
BooBear read my blog view my photos
Apr 19, 2008 | 11:44 PM

Now that is funny!!!!
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illusions

Originally from "way up North", I moved to Dallas about 2 1/2 years ago. I have discovered that where I am from and Dallas are completely different in regards to values, work ethics, and general way of life. That's all I will say for now, as to not *piss off* the masses! Perhaps I will get to that in a blog eventually, or, perhaps not. Oh, and as you'll see, I usually have an opinion on everything...............
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