Apr 30, 2008 | 5:52 PM
Category:
Sports
As you all know now Avery has been fired and the sad part is that Cuban fired him while running on a treadmill. And you know I just feel bad for the guy he brought us all this joy but he and the players just couldn't get it done in the playoffs and if you can't win in the playoffs the regular season means nothing at all. So I suppose this was a needed change but I will miss Avery he was one of my favorite coaches so I'm offering him this Job.
Please go back in time to when i was 13 and coach me 7 days a week so I could grow up later in life and become a basketball player now I know a few people with time machines just go back some years and coach me Now the job doesn't pay anything BUT you do get to ride in a time machine and to me that's a good enough prize by itself.
Apr 15, 2008 | 7:04 AM
Category:
News
Apr 13, 2008 | 5:50 AM
Category:
News
So I was up late into the morning last week I think during all the storms when i turned to channel 27 and saw PETER POPOFF the magical healer preacher that can touch you and cure you of whatever is bothering you.
This is One of his commercials. Not the one i saw mine was about mana bread or something.
There is so many things wrong with this first of all he got debunked way back when. He was a fraud then and is now. But for the people that actually Believe this fool you must be going through a very hard time or you're just plain stupid so let me point out some things that you just need to remember after everytime you see this commercial.
1. God would find a better looking person to show his powers through not a dude who likes a porn-o version of the devil.
2. If he could really heal people he wouldn't be on commercials at 3 am he would be on larry king healing him cause poor larry needs it.
I'm thinking of starting a commercial that just has him talking but he would have horns on him and a little tail and right over his head "I'm a jackass" would flash in big letters. Then It would say please call now to ship a free cracker jacks box to Peter Popoff's house but instead of the normal prize thats in them it would be a little fortune cookie with a little piece of paper in it saying "Peter Popoff takes it up the a s s".
As you can tell I have a lot of free time.
Apr 9, 2008 | 10:51 PM
Category:
News
I got nothing to blog about how sad :[ i was going to blog about the girl that lied about being attacked but other people have that covered it was kinda funny too see the tape of her scratching herself lmao. She must have some problems so I won't say anymore about her. UMMMMM damn it's tough out here for a blog pimp. I think I'll make up something exciting since that seems to be the thing to do.
OK SO GUESS WHAT GUYS AND GIRLS AND EVAN? Something amazing happened today I saw a dancing M&M he was a small little fella and he was green he was right on my bed just dancing away in his little white shoes it was kinda scary and freaky. At first i was like hey its Gary Coleman but nope it wasn't so he just kept dancing for at least 3 hours. So i had to do something i mean i can't have a dancing M&M on my bed all the time! I turned the heater on till it melted of course now my sheets look like I just took a big dump all over them but nothing tide can't handle.
Now that would be an awesome story if only it was true.
Apr 1, 2008 | 6:34 PM
Category:
News
A woman called police cause a 5 year old hit her? What in the world what are they going to do about take away his cookies and milk before bed? I'm sure he didn't hurt her poor little arm that much I admit that kid is probably a brat but really call the police? LMAO ah some people make me laugh.
Apr 1, 2008 | 5:57 AM
Category:
News
Hello my fellow bloggers well I've been thinking a lot [I KNOW SHOCKER] but yeah I've been thinking ever since the tornado sirens went off yesterday they should really change the noise seriously it's the scariest BLEEP it's like the end of the world. I'm just saying if i'm about to die in a tornado I don't want to die listening to a bunch of scary sirens so I thought of some better options.
Maybe there could be the barney theme playing real loud? Cause then you know your loved right before you fly in the air and get hit by a cow which cause's it's utters to bust covering you with milk.
Or maybe the jaws theme thingy that'd be kinda cool it might be scarier than the sirens but it would still be cool.
What about that guy that does the Whataburger commercials get him to record something like "Hey theres a tornado coming it's coming fast too so go ahead and head on over to your basement. Get comfortable and relax everything will be fine and when the tornado is gone go on out and go to Whataburger". That would be amazing.
So if anybody can make this happen that'd be great.
Mar 28, 2008 | 6:47 PM
Category:
News
or not to be.
Mar 24, 2008 | 5:31 PM
Category:
News
I've made the biggest discover ever do I hear Noble prize? I THINK SO.
Okay you know how people seem to find different religious figures in different chips or some type of food? Just recently some guy found a cheeto that looked like Jesus really it looked more like a lion but HEY!. But now to the part where I get a prize Jesus and everybody else is coming back in all different food groups!!!!!!
Pretty soon all the cheetos will be little jesus's
The devil will be the hot cheetos of course
Noah will come back in animal crackers
Adam will come back in the little salads that come in the bag.
Be looking out for it folks.
Mar 23, 2008 | 9:00 AM
Category:
News
Happy easter to scottythenotsofunnycomic
Happy easter to illusions the blog that gives you the illusion that it's good but really...no
Happy easter to ProudAmerican.....I got nothing.
Now back down to 11 terrellmom is off the list. She proved her spot in the list wrong. As for the other 11 shame on you :[
I think we should all worship scotty and terrel and illusions and ProudAmerican on this easter Sunday.
Also please say a prayer for Pants he's having trouble getting rid of a bad case of crabs right now and well he needs any help he can get.
ATTENTION everybody there is now 11 rightness bloggers added to the list is GohomeJones congrats to gohomejones for being a BLEEP.
Mar 22, 2008 | 5:44 PM
Category:
News
Ok so there was 10 bloggers who blogged regularly on a very cool website the 10 bloggers thought they were always right and anyone who thought different must be stupid. So stubborn they were! Never listening to anyone who had a different opinion.
Months went by and it never changed just those 10 blogs scouting out new blogs to see who would join their team of rightness cause after all how could they ever be wrong? They couldn't it was the bloggers for crying out loud they know everything and they're smarter than anyone and if you think I'm lying just ask them they'll tell you how smart they are DON'T QUESTION THEM they just might attack you!
A couple months later they've added one more to their rightness group 11 total now. They all agreed with each other even if it didn't make sense they still agreed cause they wanted to stay in the group of rightness. They wouldn't be able to stick up for themselves if they were alone they need their other 10 rightness bloggers right with them.
Just a couple of days ago there was a story of a green/purple cow that was roaming about in Dallas of course the rightness group was right on that HECK they even made a get together place so they could all hunt down the purple green cow! They met and took off to find the green purple cow, some of the bloggers were afraid and didn't think it was a good idea. But they still went along with it. An hour into hunting they spotted it one of the bloggers took a shot at it and the cow fell to the ground causing the ground to shake. "I think we killed it" said the blogger of course they all agreed not even bothering to find out if it was really dead. They came up to the cow all standing around it in a circle as the cow jumped off of the ground and peed on all of them.
They all ran off to the house to shower up as they took of their clothes they noticed all these green/purple spots on them. THEY LOOKED LIKE THE COW! they went the rest of their lives walking around looking like a freak getting called names and they were never took serious just because they were a little different.
Mar 21, 2008 | 6:21 AM
Category:
News
Are they dying? A slow death? One brave person stood up and asked the question that needed to be asked SCOTTYTHECOMIC!!!!!! Well he listed a bunch of symptoms and after reading his blog it doesn't look too good. So I came up with a brilliant idea which is normal for me *knocks on my head" nothing but smartness in there folks. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING GET TO THE BRILLIANT IDEA! okay okay don't be so pushy.
1.We start a new website called myfoxblogsville
2.We make the site look just like a news site! Now you're thinking since blogsville is not a real town we wouldn't have stories right? WRONG!!! see the stories would be the best blogs of the day and the blogs wouldn't just be for one certain city it would be for everybody. So if there was a cow who had green spots and purple spots in Ohio we would know about!
If thats not a brilliant idea then I don't know what is.
Mar 18, 2008 | 3:25 AM
Category:
News
Depressing day indeed usually I try to be funny and make people laugh I try to stay away from you know "serious talk" . But with all the Rev. Wright stuff going around I feel the need to write something, I've always looked at people for who they are not by their skin because it doesn't matter what color skin you have you're still your own person you shouldn't be judged on the color of your skin you shouldn't be judged by the way your hair looks or the way you dress or if you're big or skinny. The only thing you should be judged on is how you act and what you've done. But still in every single thing racism seems to come up at some point. I'm not saying Wright is a racist I don't know him at all I've seen 5 minute clips of him but you can't tell anything from that that's only 5 minutes if someone taped us all our life and we had a 5 minute period where we made one mistake and did something or said something very bad then they just showed that 5 minute clip and not anything else it wouldn't seem so great. But yes he did say some very disturbing things that really made him sound like a racist? But yeah now to the part about Obama he went to Wright's church for 20 years? I think and he's known him for a long time they've shared very meaningful moments with each other but that doesn't mean Obama agrees with every single thing that Wright does. My brother and I couldn't be more different but we still talk and laugh and get along. You shouldn't Judge Obama for what Wright says, Judge Obama on what Obama says and what Obama does and what Obama has done.
Hopefully this all makes sense cause I've been told a lot that I don't make sense that's why I stay away from "serious talk. This blog is over now I must wait for these big storms that are coming I have my boat ready and I have two dogs and two birds now if anybody can get me two of every other animal that'd be great also maybe a cherry icee too.
Peace.
Jan 13, 2008 | 10:41 PM
Category:
Sports
Everybody is still blaming Tony Romo? It's just getting ridiculous SURE he didn't play his best but he played better than half the guys on the field! We could blame it on drop passes or in the second half he had no time to throw the ball ummm Roy Williams can't tackle anything anymore. But WAIT Romo went to Mexico so lets blame him how dare him go to Mexico WHY SHOULD HE GET TO GO TO MEXICO WITH HIS VERY HOT GIRLFRIEND! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? you know what I hope he goes back and stays in Mexico and just takes his money and goes to play for some Mexican team maybe the fans there would have more respect.
very classy people.
Dec 29, 2007 | 7:26 PM
Category:
Weather
*sings*
Happy birthday Ron
We love you
Even if you get your hair done at the mafia salon.
Maybe I should start to pray
Now that I talked about your hair
One of your mafia friend's might come my way.
No I'm just kidding really
Your a great weather guy
You let know if it's going to be warm or chilly.
Maybe it might rain or snow.
I'll watch you and you'll let me know
Sure sometimes you put me to sleep
But who gives a BLEEP
That's just your style
Very chill thats what you do
So happy birthday Ron from me to you.
Dec 27, 2007 | 5:08 AM
Category:
Entertainment
It was a cool Christmas day when I went to my cousins house.We usually give each other gift cards this year was no different my cousin told me there was a 100 dollars on the gift card to best buy. But when I called the number on the back of the very nice card it said there was only a balance of 50 dollars. I'm not greedy but I was kind of mad that my cousin would lie to me I don't get it. What if I didn't even check the balance and went straight to best buy and got something that was over 50 dollars? I WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE A FOOL.
My cousin's Birthday is coming up on the 23rd of January I'm thinking of getting her a gift card with nothing on it and saying there's a 100 on it. But I'm not that mean I'll at least put 5 on it.
