Fleeing to the woods.

So here's my request...

Would you people please stop posting articles written by other people that are 900 pages long so that I have to scroll down the page for 20 minutes before I get to an original blog?  If you insist on copying and pasting other people's work, then at least edit it down or just provide a link.

Thanks!

Also -- please stop posting all those stupid emails you receive about how Barak Obama is a Muslim, Hillary is a lesbian, Marines are throwing dogs over cliffs and all the myriad other inane stupidity that some of you people insist on posting here?  I promise you, I have it on good authority, if you fail to forward it or post it here, God will not think any less of you and Jesus will still feel just as much like the Lord as he did before your brother-in-law sent the email.  He's fine if you don't send it to seven of your closest friends in the next seven minutes.  Oh, and by the way, if you DO send it on, you're not going to get some kind of wonderful blessing.  So...just don't.

Thanks!

Also -- to all you animal lovers out there -- nobody gives a crap about your dogs illness and how much the vet bills are.  And, it's none of your business if someone leaves their dog in the car and it dies of heat stroke.  That's not (or shouldn't be) a crime.  What I do with my dog is my business.  So, just take your bleeding heart some place else.

Thanks!

Also -- before some one of you fools posts some email about boycotting certain gas stations on certain days -- just don't!  We've been over it and over it.  It won't work and will never happen.  So, spare us all.  Boycott Shell if you want to.  It will just mean I don't have to wait as long in line.

Thanks!

Hope y'all are all having a great weekend.  Mine's been spectacular!  I bought new furniture and it looks FABULOUS!!

Merry Christmas!