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Tax Time: And Your Occupation Is . . .
Feb 5, 2007 | 9:47 PM
Category: Entertainment
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.


The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"


"I'm a w*h*o*r*e," she says.


The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."


The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."


"No, that still won't work. Try again."


They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."


The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"


"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."


"Chicken Farmer it is."
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Infectious_Sense read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2007 | 8:41 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That is great!!
mykidzatm read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2007 | 8:53 AM

I knew you'd like it.

How is your daughter today?
Infectious_Sense read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2007 | 8:59 AM

She is good. Her spirit is a little broken still, but that will take time.

I am on "stand-by" in case she needs anything via cell phone. And, the Vice Principal agreed to an open-door policy with her - if she feels threatened at all, she can go immediately to his office with no questions asked. I think that made her feel less threatened about going today.

Thanks for asking, mykidz. That was rough yesterday.
mykidzatm read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2007 | 9:12 AM

That's an awful thing to go through and kids at that age are so pathetic and immature. I'm just glad she wasn't seriously hurt. A wounded heart is bad enough. Give her a hug and get her some Ben & Jerry's. It doesnt fix everything, but it restores the body's natural insulation.
Infectious_Sense read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2007 | 9:14 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I will do it, mykidz!!
oldi read my blog view my photos
Feb 8, 2007 | 8:13 AM

That's funny.
I will be glad when I don't have to deal with them nasty miss thangs. That is one of the things that takes the fun outa working in a jail. Real life prostitutes aren't pretty like the hollywierd prostitutes. Sometimes they have oozing sores all over their bodies and there are times when they smell pretty nasty.
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