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Yikes a huge snake.

I tried to google the article. Found out that that snopes.com (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/fencesnake.asp) says it's true, but doesn't say "Texas". Says Silent Valley Game Ranch in South Africa

So I went to that website (http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-python.htm) where they also show the python skinned and they found "full grown Impala ewe had just been swallowed."

Pythons aren't poisonous and simply coil around their prey to kill it, then they swallow it whole. So my guess, TM, would be a python would not eat you if you first die of a heart attack... although, if your body is still warm, they would probably think you were alive and proceed as they usually do... coil around to be sure you were dead, then swallow :/

... only trying to help...

Now, I think you perhaps want to think about things and make a decision... die of heart attack or die from being squeezed?

Or perhaps better yet, attempt to simply avoid them (especially the ones big enough to swallow a human)

I could get away, got a BIG gun :). Just playin, if I didn't have it with me, not a chance. They squeez tight, when you exhale they squeez a little tighter, and so on, and so on. Although bones will break, that is not their intent. If they latched onto you, and you had a heart attack, they could care less. Your dinner. Not absolutely sure if they scavenge, my guess is they do.

HOLY BLEEP I WOULD SHEET A BRICK IF I FOUND THAT THING IN MY YARD/FIELD WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM ANYWAY???PROBABLY SOME SHEET FOR BRAIN'S TURNED IT LOOSE WHEN IT TURNED ON HIM/HER IDIOT'S..

DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I was station at Ft. Hood, Texas. I and a friend would set out and go to a lot of ranches and ask the land owners permission to go on their land and hunt for rattle snakes for their vemon. Their is a lot of money in this. But I advise people don't do this, I and my friend are professionals in catching the snakes. You can actually get injuried if you don't know what you are doing.