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Oprah to Palin: I Can Pencil You In LaterPosted Sep 5th 2008 11:41AM by TMZ Staff
Oprah has issued a statement to TMZ -- she won't put Sarah Palin on her show until after the election.
Here's the statement: "The item in today's Drudge Report
is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about
having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this Presidential
campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance
in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a
platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a
fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign
is over."
For the record, Barack Obama has been on "Oprah" twice
-- in January, 2005 and again in October, 2006 -- before he announced
his run for Prez.
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Before she was named McCain's Vice Presidential nominee today, she came in second place at the 1984 Miss Alaska
pageant.
tmz.com
Political Science for Dummies
Aug 29, 2008 | 9:50 AM PST
Category:
Political
DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You
force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised
when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts
stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
I'm running for pres
Aug 22, 2008 | 9:06 PM PST
Category:
Political
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Barack Obama
video:
In it
he states why the Bible cannot be allowed to influence government
policies.
www.phforamerica.com
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name
it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle
Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack
Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel
better?
GOOD! -
Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
I
checked it out with snopes and it is true. Click on below:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/airplane.asp
Obama
The Patriot - Removes American Flag From His Plane
The Patriot Room
Posted
on Tuesday, July 22, 2008 8:11:07 AM by Bill Dupray
Barack Obama
recently finished a $500,000 total overhaul of his 757. And as part of the
new design, he decided to remove the American flag from the tail...
What American running for President of the United States would remove
the symbol of his country? And worse, he replaced the flag with it with a
symbol of himself...
It seems to me, and maybe I'm a little old-fashioned here, but
anyway... it seems to me that if you want to be President of something,
you should know what that something constitutes, no? Or maybe that's
the change Obama's been promising. I can't tell for sure, but it seems
like Obama thinks America has somewhere in the neighborhood of 60 states.
The Empire Strikes Barack!
May 10, 2008 | 12:13 PM PST
Category:
Political
because it cracked me up.
Apr 24, 2008 | 3:57 PM PST
Category:
Political
:-}
;-}
Nixon resignation outtakes
Feb 10, 2008 | 7:48 PM PST
Category:
Political
$6.66 Deal
Dec 21, 2007 | 10:52 AM PST
Category:
Political
*snickers*
Takes about 1-2 minutes.
Having trouble deciding who to vote
for in 2008?
This will compare your answers with
ALL candidates.
I found this to be of interest .... It did not select the candidate I had
expected!
Of even more interest was which were way down the list - and why..
Click on the website below
http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460
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