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The Republican Fisherman
Feb 10, 2008 | 9:50 AM
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.  She lowered her altitude and
spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet
him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
"You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
sea level.  You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man.  "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct,
but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. 
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.
You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. 
You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

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caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Feb 10, 2008 | 3:35 PM

"Oh, You must be George" the woman said. " Yes ", replied the man. " How did you know ?" "Because You`re out here fishing, instead of looking for Osama, You`re dressed in a flight suit To try to fool the fish, and you`re fishing with a rocket launcher in the Baghdad town fountain." said the woman.
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Feb 10, 2008 | 5:20 PM

LMAO water boy thanks for the laugh i needed it today
gamer173 read my blog view my photos
Feb 11, 2008 | 5:03 AM

Thats great shark
HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Feb 11, 2008 | 11:14 AM

Funny, and strangly true.
Especially the,

"You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

part.
Mrrick read my blog
Feb 11, 2008 | 5:22 PM

We all know that anytime something goes wrong for a Democrats, it's ALWAYS someone else's fault!
superbrowns read my blog view my photos
Feb 11, 2008 | 6:02 PM

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Feb 11, 2008 | 7:10 PM

mrrick, so true, so true. can't the same be said for someone who is chemically addicted? hmmmmm wonder what the dems are addicted to? themselves? their egos? their changes? lol
hdrider read my blog
Feb 12, 2008 | 6:41 AM

Just a great post. I needed it.
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Feb 12, 2008 | 8:12 AM

Pfftttt.......................
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Feb 12, 2008 | 10:01 AM

quarry, could you please check something out for me? casey posted these & i just can't get them. i was wondering if there's something wrong with both of my computers. let me know what you find:
www.George W Bush/military record.com

www.glcq.com/bush_at_arpc1,htm-148k
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Feb 12, 2008 | 10:50 AM

I got an error message.
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Feb 12, 2008 | 11:49 AM

me too quarry, thanks anyway. i was wondering if it was just me.
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Feb 12, 2008 | 3:36 PM

girlscout - "Pfftttt......................." what's that? are you giving us the raspberries? LOL

pffftttt...........
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Feb 13, 2008 | 2:18 AM

shark - try George W Bush/military records . Dprin claims that one doesn`t work either.
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Feb 14, 2008 | 9:29 AM

Yes, dprin, I'm giving you all the raspberries!
Seriously, we could go on forever, back & forth, posting jokes, bumper stickers, etc., antagonizing each other's political affiliations. What does it solve or prove? None of us are changing the other's mind....
I think I'm going to bow out of a lot of these political blogs for a while - it's just too depressing and solves nothing...
Mrrick read my blog
Feb 14, 2008 | 5:22 PM

Oh, Girlscout, don't be a quitter! Stay and continue with us. Just because Hillary will probably quit doesn't mean you should!
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Feb 14, 2008 | 5:36 PM

Why do you care?! You don't agree with ANYTHING I say - or do you just want me as a whipping post??!!
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Feb 14, 2008 | 5:51 PM

aw come on now girlyscout, stick with us. we aren't ALL bad.
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Feb 15, 2008 | 6:42 AM

No, but you aren`t All there either ! ( just kiddin`). .............LOL !
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